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# Monday's Tea Service Is Not So Good
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:09, archived)
# I'm very sorry I did a wee in your cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# ...who cares?...it's Monday!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I'm going to drink a beer and play a snooker!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Sounds like a plan...
...I am going to my secret lab and plan the world's demise.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Getting high again, Atomic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Rasta Radiation, Mon................................oops!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Hehe chase chase.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:30, archived)
# what madness is this? tea is NEVER unhappy... Unless it's that godawful tea you get in european hotels...
FYI, Europe, Tea is made with BOILING water, oh, and REAL tea.


very WOO, sir, btw!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:11, archived)
# You should talk at these Europeans slower and louder. Sometimes it can help to write down what you're after and point at it whilst getting increasingly frustrated.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:13, archived)
# on the flip side of things, I have to admit to being somewhat amused/embarresed by british tourists trying to speak to anyone on the continent who doesn't speak english
"Hey, do you know whre those ancient ruins are?"
"¿qué?"
"The ANCIENT ruins? Where?"
"apesadumbrado, no entiendo..."
*following elabourate hand guestures* "THE... RUINS... WHERE-EE-OO?"
*shrug*
"Fucking foreigners, can't speak a word of english... "
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# The British are jerks abroad.
Especially me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I have a HUGE mug of tea right in front of me
It's not making my headache go away

has anyone got any ibuoprofen?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:15, archived)
# I have panadol
Any good?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I'll take anything
thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Irish it up!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:19, archived)
# well, shame it's past lunch, as I find the best solution is to put your head down for 10-15 mins and have a quick snooze.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I have morphine at my disposal, but if I give you some then they'll all want it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:27, archived)
# nice ; )
i have just had a lovely cup of tea, no sugar though!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:26, archived)
# not THAT sugar anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Noooo!
That teacup must have had a rotten weekend.

Edit: oh no! I missed Sunday's tea service!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:29, archived)
# a shame really...
...it was smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:32, archived)
# :D...huzzah
tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea,tea........
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:33, archived)
# (an excitable boy)...Here you go....*spills*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 14:37, archived)
# I lov3e this, even if I am hours too late.
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 16:28, archived)
# thanks for stopping by!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)