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# I think if I could have a pet, I would have a parrot or a cat
What do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:07, archived)
# You should get an Okapi.
Top pet.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# What's that then?
My, er, google is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# one of these:


Also:what do you mean, your Google is broken....?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:13, archived)
# That's a lovely thing
looks like a zebra/deer hybrid
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# You wouldn't want it in your house though
's got hooves and everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hardwood floors would take quite a beating, you're right.
thick carpet, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Shag?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Kind offer, but I'll pass on this occasion
bet you weren't expecting that, eh?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:30, archived)
# :D
Eyethankyow...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He's/she's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Fennec foxes are all of the win
Or chinchillas
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Both. And buy a video camera and let Harry Hill pay you for what ensues.
Sure fire profit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Whatever you think makes a good pet.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Parrots, even captive bred ones
promote trade in rare species.

But cats shit everywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Swings and roundabouts, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:14, archived)
# yeah, one man's poison...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Easy
A pair of Sugar Gliders
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Sounds like a particular type of prostitute

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:16, archived)
# or
cadbury's have ventured into the murky waters of the lubrication market?
(Suomi_Finland_Perkele knocking 256 shades of shit out of your screen on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:23, archived)