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[challenge entry] Apologies to anyone who actually likes the stuff...

..but you're horribly, horribly wrong.

From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:53, archived)
# No I'm not
I'm very very right
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# If the Trellis says it
Ipso Facto it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:56, archived)
# Bee, bee, bee, squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Finally you people are learning :D
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Not you; the trellis in my garden.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Don't listen to that bastard stuff!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I love the stuff. It tastes like God's
bum extract, actually.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Lol, poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Nice
# Nice
(Hal Baffe, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Hahaha
First compo post?
It's not enough to just get an FP, you know.
Now you have to get a compo win, newsletter mention, QOTW win and challenge suggestion used.
Bonus points if you can get pictures stolen by the Daily Mail.
God status if you goatse them...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:03, archived)
# How do you compo?
I've fucked this up
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING NOOOOOOOOB! I KNEW YOU'D SLIP UP!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:06, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
I'm taking my toys and going home
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:07, archived)
# can you leave your ball?
we're playing headers & volleys with it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# even the battery-powered ones?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Especially them
I have to return them to mummy's drawer before she finds out they're gone
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Under the message box there's a drop-down menu.
Select the right challenge entry and post.
I'm always forgetting to compo stuff but you can just click edit and then choose compo.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# What about if your posting in a thread
I only get quick reply/close this box/autolinks
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:11, archived)
# Eh? Does your screen not look like this?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:16, archived)
# Only if I start a new thread
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:19, archived)
# Hmm. Your browser is clearly doing it wrong.
Might be some kind of noob bug. Gaz Rob.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:26, archived)
# That's weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:28, archived)
[challenge entry] It's OK
I had to turn off quickedit/reply in B3tamonkey.

OK here goes...

(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:31, archived)
# Well done.
I'm giving you a deeply patronizing click for getting it to work.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:33, archived)
# Thank you
And I'm going to be patronisingly grateful.
edit: and spell patronising properly
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:34, archived)
# I believe either way is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:37, archived)
# it's delicious
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Mmmmmmmmmmmm,
bum extract!

How do you know what bum extract tastes like, Mr Chunder?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I tried Marmite once.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Aw, no, you don't get off that easily...
Although I vaguely remember you're a doctor type, therefore presumably intimately acquainted with bum extracts of all kinds?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:05, archived)
# This is all you need to know
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale
(Hal Baffe, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Oh, thanks for that.
And gratters on the FP!
*jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:15, archived)
# Well yes, but I try not to actually taste them if I can avoid it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:10, archived)
# IT'S FUCKING RANK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I quite like it
except when it takes the skin off the roof of my mouth, and then I quite dislike it, but I soon forget.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# But how good is it for...
...drawing a fake moustache on yourself and yelling "OH HAW HAW!" to annoy the French?
(TimChuma, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 12:37, archived)