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# hahahahah! I love the whole 'scientifically proven by asking 3 women in scunthorpe' angle these things have
ningles 'burgler, and ningles to the whole /board!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Best thing for your skin?
Rub vaseline on your face and have a bath. FACT!

Ningles sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:43, archived)
# nings joes!
and remeber, if you shave, don't use the usual shaving foams/gels, use Aqueous Cream! 'Tis the best, I say!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# nings
Got to love the small print on those ads
*out of 97,000 women, 17% agree*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:44, archived)
# hahahahaha, not that I generally look out for these things, but I did notice the other day some kind of magic masscara that increases your eyelashes
buy about 300%, there was the small print at the bottom of the screen saying something like "the lashes in this video are simulated"

hahahah, what a con...

Ningles A'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:47, archived)
# i've seen that one!
farkin fake lashes! Whats that about then?

"OMFG MAKE UR LASHES LUK LIEK DIS!*"


*wont look anything like this
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:53, archived)
# scarily this is not just happening to makeup stuff... Watch the new Forza 3 for xb360 advert.... Check the bottom of the screen....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:57, archived)
# Dies it say
"Forza is a game as is not real driving"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:00, archived)
# well, as it show those AMAZING graphics, along the bottom it says something like: Not gameplay graphics
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)
# arf!
sex panther, 60% of the time it works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:43, archived)
# morning steve
yeah...i also hate the invention of scientificcy sounding words like Zyklon-X to describe the ingredients which are probably just based on horse piss
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:45, archived)
# I'm pretty sure these products do what they say - take years off of you.
Literally that is - all those chemicals accumulating over the years of makeup, haircare, skin care, doing a surprising amount of damage...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:50, archived)
# It's the ONLY product on the market that contains Pro-Vitus XM4
Yes, because YOU MADE IT UP!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:59, archived)
# that, and
if anyone else uses that made-up name, they'll sue for copyright infringement
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:11, archived)
# speaking of these made up chemicals, what the hell are "Jojoba beads" that kept turning up in crap?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, archived)
# something that billy connolly made up, i suspect
"what type of hair is it for?"

"PUBIC HAIR"

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Isn't that what you get
if you don't wipe your arse properly
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:24, archived)
# haha.
*approved by the institute of trichologists*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:28, archived)
# blimey, I remember good ol' badgas.co.uk describing those as "griffnuts"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:29, archived)
# I like the "Approved by the British Skin Foundation" bit
Wait a minute, who the fuck is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:51, archived)
# hahaha! Probably just the bosses of the various beauty product companies
"So guys, we've got this new product - it's supposed to be tanning moisturiser, but prolonged use causes incontinence"

"APPROVED!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:54, archived)
# That's EXACTLY who it turned out to be :)
I don't think they use stuff like that any more but when I think about it ... that's proper evil genius, right there :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, archived)