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[challenge entry] Pearoast for the compo


sigh... Back to work.

From the Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth challenge. See all 524 entries (closed)

(evil_mikey is right behind you, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# You wouldn't be saying that if you won.
Euromillions, now there's statistics that are *really* pointless playing against. That extra ball is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Well,
I certainly wouldn't be going back to work.
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# 678223072849 to 1
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Euromillions = 1 in 76,275,360
Lotto = 1 in 13,983,816


I don't know where you got your odds from.*

*I don't actually play, I'm just being irritating
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:49, archived)
# tax on the poor and the stupid
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:23, archived)
# odds of being struck by lightning...
1/700,000 in a year
1/5000 in your lifetime!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Because you'll win a tenner at some point
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Perhaps
After blowing ₤100 on it.
(evil_mikey is right behind you, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:38, archived)
# makes no sense to me
my mum spends £4 a week. thats over £200 a year. She wins about £10 a year if she's lucky.
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:46, archived)
# i can understand it
you don't have to think it's a good investment to find gambling fun. in fact, at the point where you start treating it as an investment you should probably start asking yourself some important questions

though as random rewards for handing over your small change go, crack whores are more fun
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# It's only a 1 in 14million chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:40, archived)
# which is infinite times higher than if you don't have a ticket.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# You'll never win it like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Fruit Machines
They have a payout on them, and sometimes people leave 10p or 20p 'credit' in them.

So if the following is true
(amount in machine / cost of play) < (payout)

Then you'll ultimately come out ahead?

EDIT: HTML escaping needed
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 26 Oct 2009, 19:04, archived)