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[challenge entry] You could just post your letter...


So so sorry.

From the New Ways To Deliver The Mail challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(joe90, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:27, archived)
# this space is for your notes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Dear god... the pun!
Couldn't you crop off the white bit?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:28, archived)
# That's what I always ask the hairdresser
"But you'll have no hair left!" they reply, laughing.

Yeah well they'll be laughing on the other side of their faces next.

/About to go psycho blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ha ha! Casual insulting rudeness-tastic
:D TMoC who hasn't been to a Barbers in about 15 years!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I'm almost jealous of you
But not very. You either have really long hair or none of it, and my hair tends to go dandelion-shaped if I let it grow, and I might be losing mine but I'll jealousy guard what's left
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# The former
and lottts of it (though I did a few weeks ago, meet someone who I hadn't seen in ages who said "are you receding?"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# I trust you nutted them one
Cheeky buggers.

I might have quite liked long hair, but on top of the dandelion thing I suspect I'd also end up looking like a bespectacled Neil from the Young Ones. This is not a look I aspire to. I'll go for the Eddie Hitler look instead when it finally gets to be a losing battle.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:44, archived)
# If I cropped off the white bit the letter might disappear
just like the real royal mail.
(joe90, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:39, archived)
# He means the empty space at the side. You can just pull the sides of the canvas in on paint to get rid of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:41, archived)
# You could have cropped it a bit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:29, archived)
# Nice pun. But I'm afraid they're now punishable by death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:30, archived)
# or write a web log
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:33, archived)
# *Loads shotgun*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:35, archived)
# dials 999 for the copse
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:50, archived)
# Calls 08457 111 222
"your package will be picked up in the next 5 - 8 working days... unless we're on strike"
(joe90, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Ahahahah, oh you git!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:43, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 30 Oct 2009, 18:53, archived)