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# Hahaha
Sorry TJ. Just have to repeat what I heard from this Amerkin woman in the supermarket yesterday. Nothing like an idiot to affirm the stereotype.
Picture the scene snotty septic lady in her 50's looking with scorn in the middle of the fruit and veg aisle. She turns to suffering companion as says with acid dispisal
'What is this stuff you Brits eat? Green stuff. That's what you Brits eat!'

Now I have to point out that the English people in M&S were being very English and not saying anything in an extremely pointed way but I'm not really what you could call the silent type.
So I had to interject, 'If it's so terrible here why don't you fuck off home.' I even got a couple of very middle class 'here heres' out of some shoppers.
The leatherface strumpet even had the cheak to call me rude!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:27, archived)
# You are just the RUDEST man!
/Bruges

EDIT I heard some fairly classic 'Merkins in Heathrow tube station once. Couple in front of me in the queue - "2 to London please"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:28, archived)
# You should have said
"This is not just any old green stuff, this is M&S green stuff!

Now fuck off home!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:29, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:37, archived)
# cunts, nice one riverghost.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# They'd like you on BBC Have Your Say
riverghost, london, england NOT britain NOT eu NOT europe
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# NO to ZaNuLiarBore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
# for those who haven't seen it.
ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:55, archived)
# YOU BROKE THE RULES MAN!
You're meant to just make that noise!

"Tut, Hurrrr!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:30, archived)
# I went on your blog this morning to read some hit tv show reviews and it hasn't been updated.
Sort it out.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Ha!
I am writing one right now! SO fuck you!

EDIT: Actually, no I'm not as I have just seen the time. My research for the day is complete though. So I shall sit down to write it as soon as I get home!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# rubbish insult
you should have stabbed her in the face. proper British culture that is.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# We had a knife amnesty bin on my road about six months ago
I'm not say knive weilders are stupid but when I walked past when they were emptying it most of them were craving knives.
I seems to me the more convenient way of disposing of them would have to been to put them back in the sodding kitchen!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:40, archived)
# craving knives, are those the ones that really really want to stab somebody?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Well there is another option
There are many, many restaurants round here. It is entirely possible that the local chefs got the wrong idea.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:45, archived)
# what green stuff exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Bread
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:34, archived)
# We've been eating maggoty bread for three days...
...Yeah...Why can't we have some meats?!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# heh
what if she had been black?
(Mr Chicken, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Obviously I would have said, 'Don't you go like dissing my blud girl. You gettin me?'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:38, archived)
# "hey buddy, you wanna hold off on the curse words there?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-Iz7-8W9Ro
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 14:39, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 2 Nov 2009, 15:14, archived)