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# Well done jebus, You have upset Glasgow


De-Ris news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8342056.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:25, archived)
# TRON FUCKING THEATRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Anything can be made better with added electroluminescence
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I wonder if they will open a new sister theatre next year.
It'll probably be shit, but I'll still go and see it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# top marks for the "Glasgay" naming too :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! Yeah!
Great journalism too to get this quote....

God: "My son is not a pervert!"
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# surely someone proclaiming to speak in gods name
is more offensive to churchy types?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Isn't that what the pope does?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# God: "Die of AIDS, you dumb Africans"
Yes, it would appear so.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# they base their entire religion on a book claiming to speak in god's name
so why not an attention-seeking theatre group?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:42, archived)
# its the protestors saying that not the theatre
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:43, archived)
# yes, I know.
but I would suggest that basing a play on Jesus as a transsexual is a little bit attention-grabby. I'm not against a bit of blasphemy, but I would suggest the theatre group are getting the response they were aiming for.

Edit: oh, i see where I was unclear. I meant that the protestors base their religion on a book claiming to speak in god's name, so they ought to be more open-minded about a theatre group purporting to speak in god's name.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:46, archived)
# aha!
yes


:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Bloody HELL!
At the news, I mean. Nice pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# How do they know jesus wasn't a transexual?
He's hardly going to go around shouting about it, so it's not going to be in the bible is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# He wore a dress and sandals,
from what I've heard
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)
# I heard Judas backstabbed him
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Oh to be so famous as to have a type of shoe named after you.
Wellington Boots.
Jesus Creepers.
Clarks.
Jimmy Choos.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# and Dunlops
and Patrick Cox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Winklepickers
Named after Claudia Winkleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:54, archived)
# wouldn't they be thrush boots
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 13:39, archived)
# exactly... the evidence is irefutable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# the beard may have just been a sign of the times
modern transsexuals have much better epilation techniques
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:44, archived)
# "Festival organisers said it had not intended to incite or offend anyone."
Yeah right. Fuckwits.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Weeel, Glasgay does stuff like this every year.
First time I've heard of 300 people turning up to complain.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Presumably the pubs weren't open yet.
LOL! ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# When I heard about the glasgay thing the first thought in my head was
"this isn't going to end well"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# ROFL!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:36, archived)
# rascits
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# 300 gays?...possibly all staged
that's the way tah DO IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:38, archived)
# pfff 300 gays
"THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS!"

"MADNESS???? THIS IS SPANDEX!"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# they know from the outset that any publicity is good publicity
it'll be "outrage"on the news next.....we're even givin'it net-time now omg
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:35, archived)
# just wait until the Mail get a hold of it
you can imagine the headlines
"Gay Arab incites hate in Glasgow"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:41, archived)
# I don't get the problem
its not like they're saying he went round rampantly fucking dogs and children and stabbing grannies. Where's the harm in a dialogue about transgender issues with relation to christianity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Where's the harm?
"SHUT UP... that's why"

is I imagine their response
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:39, archived)
# me thinks that the church protests too much
bunch of queens in frocks
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:49, archived)
# He did stab grannies though didn't he.
It's not written in the Gospels, like, but we all know he did it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Fuck it... Christians interpret the bible to suit their own agendas
why cant we?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:51, archived)
# would!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 12:32, archived)