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(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:42, archived)
# And that's the reason you're only allowed to back out lorries and vans once you reach a certain age.
I'm not there yet.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:44, archived)
# I passed my test before they changed the law
so I was let loose in a 7 1/2 tonner without any formal instruction. Fools.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:46, archived)
# BOSH!
Also, why is he saying "Back a tit?" Hahaha
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:47, archived)
# well back tits may be possible, here is a foot tit
spluch.blogspot.com/2007/01/supernumerary-breast-tissue-on-foot.html

I would venture that an interesting scientific article is safe for work but exercise caution anyway.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# gross!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:10, archived)
# thank goodness U2 came and rebuilt it
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I had a dream last night that Bono was dead and I found out from b3ta...
I may need to consider getting out more... and buying a sniper rifle.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:53, archived)
# It must be something in the air...
The other night, I dreamt that I was trying to stop the Illuninati/Masonic types from taking over Lloyds bank, they had employed masonic-ninjas (with aprons) to try to steal the deeds to the bank, we had to stop them by running round the bank at night shouting verses from the bible at them... I swear it lasted about 7 hours, I woke up more tired than I went to bed.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
at least you're now fully trained, should it happen in real life.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:26, archived)
# weird
I had a dream where I was Larry Mullen, and I kept thinking "I fucking hate being in U2. I have to put up with that gobshite Bono every fucking day. I wish he'd just fuck off."
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
It could have been worse, you could have dreamed you were The Edge, complete with the belief that your shite tastes the chocolate.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 12:27, archived)
# Ahh
opportunity missed, should have replaced the tranny for a u2 tour bus!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Haha, the irony!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:56, archived)
# bosch?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 11:58, archived)