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# Morning


The other 99 steps all involve Chris Moyles BTW
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:13, archived)
# nice neck meat!
Reminded me of this old tat

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:20, archived)
# \o/
If we must suffer through Tuesday then we really should start it off by slicing the face off that smug cunt.

Excellent! :D
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# I just took a punt on the fact that Moyles was made primarily of ham
Cheap, watery ham with bits of gristle in it at that
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# Yes I should think so too,
the mechanically recovered and reformed type, more hoof 'n' anus than anything else.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:27, archived)
# with not so much hoof
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:34, archived)
# ha nice!
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Hahaha, well if this is a neck meat thread..


good morning the board
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:38, archived)
# Neck meat ahoy.....


It's old, small and crap, but have it anyway..
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:22, archived)
# ****zick****
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:23, archived)
# I can almost hear the sound ...
Satisfying :)
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:24, archived)
# a deep sigh of satisfaction just went through me
it's quite telling that the only funny thing about his show is Roy Walker, and he's not even there. Or even funny.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Bloody good stuff.. I could watch that unfunny twat get his head sliced off all day. *clicks*

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:39, archived)
# NOW THEN, I MUST PROTEST!
Steve Martin, ermm, ehhh Russel Brand - now there's a erm thingy, Slattery - well one only has to look at erm, no, let's not look at that, now Corden and Horne - why surely they are the new Little and Large! Moyles - oh.

as you were.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Needs more Peter Kay
But good :)
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:42, archived)
# GARLIC BREAD? IT'S SPITTING EVERYBODY? SLIDING ON YOUR KNEES AT WEDDINGS!
It's like he thinks what we are all saying
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Vernon, Peter and Gordon.
The Kaye brothers.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Vernon Kay
he looks like a premature giraffe, sounds like a retarded holiday camp entertainer, yet has an utterly gorgeous wife and millions of pounds.

NOT JEALOUS!

Tess Daly: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlpivmdlGOY 0:48 thru 1:05 right hand side at the front moving to the centre
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:57, archived)
# They're both a lot older than I thought.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *adjusts collar*
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:13, archived)
# The only issue I have with this is that they don't make posters big enough to include all the unfunny cunts.
But this is a good start! :D
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Indeed.
Ricky Cunting Gervaise should have one all for himself.

The cunting unfunny cunt.

(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I still sing the David Bowie song from Extras now and then
but his live stuff and podcasts (what little I was able to endure) were fucking shit.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Much clikky to this piccy!
I never understood the appeal of the podcasts. The ones I heard were all self-indulgent verbal diarrhoea. Much like anything by Russell Brand.
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:40, archived)
# Corden/Moyles
I am also fat and unfunny - can i have a job at the BBC and millions of pounds please?
(, Tue 17 Nov 2009, 11:15, archived)