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# So what if I'm still living in 1999? Fuck you.

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(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, archived)
# *files tps reports*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:35, archived)
# The cover sheet's wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Hey micto what's happening?
So I'm gonna need you to go ahead and, uh, redo those TPS reports. Did you get the memo about the new cover sheets?
Yeah if you gould go ahead and redo those TPS reports that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Did you get that memo about the TPS reports?
I'll send you another one.
Please redo the cover sheets.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Hi mictoboy, could you redo those TPS reports for me?
The cover sheets are wrong; I'm sure I left the memo on your desk but I'll go ahead and send you another one just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, archived)
# etc.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, archived)
# ClanSoul how come your community isn't working anymore.
I feel like my life has lost some combination of Art, Literature and Entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Not working? What?
It works fine for me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, archived)
# Well there appear to be no topics.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# oh, and here I blamed my current lack of meat
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# ABSOLUTE POWER CORRUPTS ABSOLUTELY.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# unless you are aleady a sociopath
then it's pretty inconsequential :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
# I got my daily dose of Art, Literature and Entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Which was your favourite of the three?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# All of them were exceptionally poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# fart, ditzerature and untertainment eh?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# fuck that shit
who'd make an account on a website and read threads

sounds like excessive effort
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Well if it picked up and more people joined, maybe it wouldn't be so shit.
Yes, it's not the best forum in the world and I never intended it to be anything massively serious; just a little fun side-project I set myself to kill some time during summer.
If you don't like it, fuck off and leave it alone!
If you have something to contribute, join and fuck about.
I don't plan on banning people for trolling if it actually causes some decent entertainment. Draw some shit and post it, make fun of everything like you generally do.
Whatever.
If you want to take the piss out of my website, do it ON my website. It'll give dinowoman something to mod, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, archived)
# Yeah you need to have an account and log into it to read threads.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Hey ttssatsr!
Why are you and zeltergiset such jerks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, archived)
# guys i think we have all lost sight of what is nice
nice people do nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:37, archived)
# One of your moderators says that they are actually a Nazi.
With pictures of swastikas and things. But in relation to apostrophe's.

Strikes the perfect balance between willfully ignorant and dangerously inept.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Yeah I figured I should find a replacement for her but nobody RPs on there anyway so she doesn't mod anything right now anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# You should open it up to anonymous posters
That would be enjoyable.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Actually I did consider that but I assumed that feature would only be used by Ttssattsr to be a dick,
so I decided against it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Haha, I'd still not participate, best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# You could just write a script that posts one of the big three components every 20 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Stop being a dick, please.
It was funny when you first did it but you just carry on and on and on and I'm sure it's just to piss me off more than to have a laugh.

If you don't like my forum, don't join it.
Don't go on and on about it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# lollin'
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:01, archived)
# LEAVE KILLERKITTY ALONE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:02, archived)
# 'the fuck is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# He see you lollin', he hatin', tryna placate you, ridin' dirty
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Bitch be illin'.
Shit goin' down, brudda.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# Do a backwards shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, archived)
# hmmm


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yes, I know, aol - I'm not about to use my proper email address to join this forum, am I?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:28, archived)
# What about it?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:32, archived)
# Sophy is my ex-girlfriend.
On the 24th, I was sitting with her in her house (in Knaresborough, it was long distance but I flew up there to spend half term with her) and during the week we watched Office Space.
She likes Milton, we both loved the film when we first saw it a long time ago.
It was her going on about the stapler that gave me the idea for my picture up there. Anything else?

Edit: actually the 24th was the day before I saw her, I got my dates mixed up. I flew up then and stayed with a b3tan that night.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:36, archived)
# STOP TROLLING, CLANSOUL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:38, archived)
# QUIT TROLLIN ME
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:39, archived)
# Ttssoatsstr works fast ;D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# I'M NOT TROLLING
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# yes,
1 - what airline did you fly with?
2 - why did Sophy dump you?
3 - you mention half-term, what school does Sophy attend?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:40, archived)
# I was on half term too, why do you assume she goes to school?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:41, archived)
# Elementary...
you have explained that you were on half term too. That gives it away.
Can you answer my questions, now please - you did offer!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:44, archived)
# No, it gives away that she may attend college, TOO.
At least, that's how I intended it.

I'll answer the first two because I'm feeling generous ;D
I went with air southwest, because I live in the southwest (see how that works?) and I'm not entirely sure, mainly the instability.
But that doesn't matter now, really.

Why did you post the printscreen, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:48, archived)
# To be entirely honest?
I thought it could be mildly irritating.
Thank you for your feedback.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Not at all, it just confused me a bit.
I'm gonna head of to bed now, enjoy any further 'llort'ing, troll. :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:53, archived)
# keep lollin' lollin' lollin' lollin'
limp bizkit lols
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:05, archived)
# you make that sound like he'd need you to be a dick
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# Hahaha Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I'd register
but I'm so ephemeral I'd probably not even make a complete po
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# You should register :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I can't, because of the pixes
they'll get me!

they'll see where I am and they'll get me!

ARG, I CA?N HEAR THEM NOW!!

oh woe! IT'S WOE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'll rip the wings off any goddamned pixies, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# I'm sure i saw this exact picture on knowyourmeme.com
only yesteday.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I just made it, but I wouldn't be surprised if you saw one similar :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, archived)
# You didn't reply to my "omg I might have deleted it all" thing down there.
But I haven't. It's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Thank you for your concern.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:10, archived)
# Were you even around in 1999, young person?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Personally I was 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# OMG no wai!
You're, like, six years younger than me. I never thought of you being all young n stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Dude, I draw rainbow dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, archived)
#
I never thought of Rainbow dinosaurs indicating "early twenties" before. But now I shall. Forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# I was 9
No, wait, I was 19! :(

These people are too fucking YOUNG.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I thought you were like 40.
Huh.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I hate you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I figured you were like 13 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, archived)
# I was 7 ¬¬
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# I was 1999
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# The Messiah! The Messiah!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, archived)
# Damn, that would make you...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:06, archived)
# Fuck, wait a moment...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# 2000... 5...
2009!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Talk about coincidences, that's the year this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:11, archived)
# talk about incontinence... oops
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, archived)
# hahahahaha what?

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# pfffft
I love this so much.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# Haha
Aww, happy retriever
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Yes

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Haha this reminds me of shitrags :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, archived)
# flying pants in teh sky man
this is the future

this is how we'll colonise venus

we'll bombard the planet with an unending cascade of pants until it's atmosphere absorbs so many of them that it becomes an ambiently suitable habitat for human occupation.

it even says so on nasa.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, archived)
# that idea is pants
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, archived)
# it's build upon sound principles.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, archived)
# THERE IS NO SOUND IN SPACE!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, archived)
# that's what they want you to think, man!
but they have kebabs in space, how can they not have sound? ANSWER ME THAT HUH?

O_o?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:03, archived)
# errm... Einstein?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, archived)
# ah yes, huge globs of space-einsteinium floating throughout the cosmos.. into alien planet
to the sound of anime action pop music!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:07, archived)
# but it surely would be the other way round?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:09, archived)
# which would be the obvious solution
but that's why they don't use it, see!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, archived)
# but I like music pop action anime :(
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:14, archived)
# yes
but then, you see, the thing.

so that is obvious

edit: I go rest now, very tired.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:15, archived)
# ditto
good night sir
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Here, have it back
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, archived)
# That am woo!
I did a similar gag once. Yours is brill!

*sets as desktop*
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Wed 25 Nov 2009, 15:29, archived)