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[challenge entry] I am jealous of you with your fangled new computers.


Think it's time I upgraded?

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(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:57, archived)
# Well call me Roger and bugger me senseless
It's the same joke all over again but weirder.

Damn you Quicktime!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Damn you quicktime!
Although on my PC it's called Slowtime. it's been around since the mid 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# at the very least get the DKTronics keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 11:59, archived)
# How quaint!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:00, archived)
# it made playing Daley Thomson's Olympics a very noisy affair
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Everybody grunted a bit, think nothing of it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Noisy, maybe.
But try being caught playing Daley's with a Kemptston Pro joystick jammed between your thighs.

Positively gave my mum a shock when she approached me from behind in a particularly frenetic joystick waggling session.

i think the fact that my pants were down around my ankles that gave me away.


Edit: Ok. by mum I mean wife... and by joystick I mean cock.
Never good to be caught wanking over a spectrum loading screen shot of Daley Thomson.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# and the Action Man up your jacksy
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ..eagle eyes going 10 to the dozen...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:07, archived)
# nah...........still workin'ain't it?
get your money's worth out of it first:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Any excuse to give this an airing:
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:02, archived)
# ha ha Ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:11, archived)
# Is that
the Curious Orange?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Nope,
A gurning weight lifter.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Pah!

Though good use of WooYays is to be encouraged...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I like yours more.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Looks like it's crashed, quick, rewind the tape and try again!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Dunno -
Your Spectrum already seems to be running at 4x standard resolution, that's not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^ this
also, colour isn't appearing in massive ugly 8x8 blocks. this is the spectrum of the gods! i'd pay a fortune to play dizzy on that machine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:22, archived)
# ...but it is!
It's just there are more 8x8 blocks than there should be, as my honourable colleague up there mentioned ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:05, archived)
# So it is!
I withdraw my comment. Except I'd still love to play Dizzy on that machine.

Fuck it, I'm going to play Dizzy on *this* machine with a nice filter to improve the graphics and make the colour look even less congruous.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Aah yes.
I upgraded the memory. Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:47, archived)
# *reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 26 Nov 2009, 13:08, archived)