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# the bbc say he hit a tree and fire hydrant as he reversed out of his house
how do you get in a critical condition from that?!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:22, archived)
# He chose the wrong driver
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:23, archived)
# :p
Beat me to it!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# ...straight
into a water hazard
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:37, archived)
# Blast!
:p
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:39, archived)
# he went a fairway off his drive
I heard
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)
# Oof,
that's rough
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:49, archived)
# actually what happened was...
He was in his car driving along, and the Secretary of the PGA called, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And he swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And he swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're Head of the PGA' And he went into a tree.

And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And he said 'I careered off the road.'

(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Hahaha
Christ
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:01, archived)
# maybe his car is made of magnesium?
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
#
Francium FTW!
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:25, archived)
# remember that unsavoury looking bloke from east-17?
he managed to roll a car over himself, it bent his legs right up to his head hahahaha, HE WASN'T ON ANY DRUGS.
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:28, archived)
# he was off his tits on baked potatoes
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:32, archived)
# maybe his son was driving..
and he finished over pa....
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 20:53, archived)
# pffft
(, Fri 27 Nov 2009, 21:02, archived)