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# 'Carry on tugging'

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Ow. Ouchy, ow ow ow.
OUCH!
:D

I've seen a fisherman hook a child on a seaside pier. Lots of screaming. And pliers.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I had to take a duck off a hook with pliers once
Some kids fishing had hooked the duck and had reeled the poor thing in and didn't know what to do. I had to cover its head with a blanket (helps to keep it a bit quieter) and then use pliers to close the barb and pull the hook back round and out. I heard human spit is vaguely antibiotic too so I used that to try clean the wound, then let it go and it flew off.
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:40, archived)
# i have been hooked in the lip myself
the casualty nurse found it most amusing
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:18, archived)
# Damn there's some good stuff being posted here
and there's me without a thought in my head - nothing new then :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# I caught a fish...this big! \__0__/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# The guy's giving himself some lip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha;D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Addictive viewing
Well, I'm hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Oooof!
Mind you I'd be doing that if I was shagging Barbara Windsor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 17:56, archived)
# he wasn't after barbara windsor in this one
it's carry on at your convenience, she isn't in it. he was after joan simm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:21, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:32, archived)
# lolz:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 18:24, archived)
# i'm going to start charging a fee

nice one that man.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 1 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)