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[challenge entry] Jesus on tour .. wheres Jesus ??

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(thumper131, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# you might want to re do this as a smaller file
before the raping starts

100K for stills :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Also I count the following crimes:
1. Man on stilts stealing cotton candy
2. Dangerous driving of a dodgem
3. Indecent exposure by a clown on a pogo stick
4. Some kids have got a fucking cannon
5. Dogs wearing clothes

I'm just saying you're not setting a good example.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# And just below Jesus a man with a stick is about to club some old lady over the head and nick her bag.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# It.. IT'S WALLY!
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
# Lion on the loose.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# There's only one black guy in the whole scene
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Black woman on the "shoot this thing" booth
Typical racism. Teaming blacks with guns
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# And he has massive lips and is getting shot at
Wally's a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Guy with the blue hoop at the ring toss is black.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# And just right of Jesus near the purple balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Are we actually playing spot the black
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# One just infront of evil yellow wally too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# But in between Wally and the children with the cannon
is what appears to be a Pakistani/Indian gentleman with a lady of apparently hispanic/mixed hispanic and native American descent.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# Also, just next to the shooting stand
a paedophile is literally kidnapping a child before our very eyes.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Kids attacking the guy running the ring toss game
(__, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# We need martial law
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# It's very good though
a lot of them are moving in mysterious ways - could be him
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# He's in the Portaloo
turning water into wine (well hock)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# ..the woman behind the portaloos ..
...is giving (good) head to Jesus behind the curtain
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# The coming of the Lord
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# his cup overfloweth....
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# "We shall overcome.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# bukake for the lord...
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# VI: Witchcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# I suppose monkeys on motorbikes is acceptable?!?
feh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Well I can't check his license and registration from here
Rest assured everyone is going to be detained and questioned, especially the kangaroo clown. We need to find out what the fuck happened here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:47, archived)
# The possible answers are :
a) Nude clown on pogo stick,
b) Manning a stall,
c) The cat,
d) Everywhere and in our hearts,
e) This image is too big, learn to optimise etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# I thought that it might have been a joke.
Can you imagine Jesus as a carnie - "Roll up! Roll up!"
(I'mOffKilter can't be arsed, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 17:34, archived)
[challenge entry] I can see Tom Waits in that roll
he is usually thought of as sort of evil, but he could go both ways...

(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 5 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)