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[challenge entry] If Hitler had won the war, NENA would be Queen

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(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:32, archived)
# i'm uneasy about this whole challenge
i don't know why, i just am. having said that, yay nena!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I am very uneasy about this challenge
I honestly think it's going to get B3ta blacklisted in a lot of workplaces.

People walking by screens will just see swastikas etc.

my opinion - sorry if it annoys others.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:37, archived)
# i agree
i made a comment that has just fallen into the spazz, which everyone ignored/disagreed, except sadmike.

/soapbox
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:38, archived)
# ahh, i wasn't here much today
i agree with you, i think. still, if they had won, we certain;ly wouldn't be here doing this. right, i'm off to do an albert speer version of cambridge
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# it's one of those ones
where it's easy to do the quick n nasty ones so it's a bit sparse on imagination. so far. the winners will be absolute belters.

i had to turn off today. maybe i'm overly sensitive, it's just a bit close to home *shrugs, wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:39, archived)
# it is difficult though
because there is little that is off limits with b3ta, and that is part of the beauty,

but who knows, maybe this theme is a little much, or maybe by objecting we're being complete fascists anyway

0% of fact either way.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:42, archived)
# 99.9% of the time i love everything on here
just can't quite get into this one. ah well, that's democracy. ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:43, archived)
# There may be little that is off limits
but the NSFW warning is used frequently.

I assume this is used to ensure that people at work will not be censured for viewing material that could damage the company (or its reputation).

I'm pretty sure, even just the sight of a swastika (even if used in what some believe to be a hilarious post) would be NSFW in some workplaces.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# and another thing...
what's with all the "made me laugh... a bit" commentaries?
doesn't anyone remember the good ol days when anything we did made everybody else spray copious amounts of tea and biscuits out of their eternally full mouths all over their soaking, crumb-encrusted monitors?

/irony I actually like the more subdued woos, that adds more weight to the real tea/bisquits/monitor exlamations
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I have never sprayed tea or biscuits over my monitor.
Although I once had a nasty moment with a Müller Fruit Corner (Lemon Cheesecake), that nearly ended in tears.

I ain't wooed much lately, you are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:50, archived)
# mmmmmmm
lemon cheesecake
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:57, archived)
# Have you tried them?
Yoghurt, but it tastes like cheesecake. Genius.
I am fat.

8)
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:00, archived)
# I haven't
but sainsbury's do a set of four pie-themed fromage frais; apple pie, rhubarb crumble, lemon and strawberry cheesecake. Deeeelicious. Sadly they have stopped stocking them in the Sainsburys next to my office. I anyone locates them in other sainsburys I'd be glad of the information.
Anyway I'd imagine they'd equal them in deliciousness. More so in fact, due to the added fatteningness.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:04, archived)
# That'll be the day!
Look, can you hear the sound of my arse healing up? Thought not, ye skinny get :) You're the only bloke I know who can eat pies and not get fat!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:05, archived)
# U so Bitter.
Heh heh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:06, archived)
# damn
right. And your next foray across the water is?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:23, archived)
# it's a bit odd
i wonder if it's cos there's so many people who know each other in *real life*
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I must learn to
spray the contents of my mouth onto my monitor, it sounds safer that way. A couple of pics have almost caused me to choke because I was eating/drinking at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:02, archived)
# I remember
when this were all fields.

*neuralgia*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)
# oh thank god you're here
i don't recognise any night people. i feel at home again
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:10, archived)
# Slightly repetitive.
Limited subject matter. I like the totally general compos. Just me though.

[I'm only bitter 'cos I need to rest my digits]
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:39, archived)
# Ooooo.
Luftballons...

I seem to remember Witchy buying that on holiday in Germany years and years and years ago, probably before the war.... He was quite proud of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:35, archived)
# he's not THAT old


is he ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:46, archived)
# He is.
He's always on about the rationing of Brown Ale and Takeaways.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Bought it before
the Boer war mate. It was the original version by Count Ludwig von Lederslappen and his Bavarian band of horse worriers and chicken nerve-testers (they'd sneak up behind 'em and shout 'BOO', though they'd never do that to geese). I think it was originally titled '99 Biersteins'
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Likes a bit of Lederslappen.
Have you got the 12" remix?
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:19, archived)
# No, but I've got the
Ludwig van Hire speedcore mix by Hetz von hudson.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:28, archived)
# that's actually a super peacnik text there...
but that's ok, at least it's in german and a scary font.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:38, archived)
# touche

point taken
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 21:46, archived)
# you know what's wierd..
that song was released in English in Britain and in German everywhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 22:03, archived)