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[challenge entry] Jesus loves watersports!
Photobucket

hope this loads ok...

are people still using 56k modems?


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(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# give that man a redbull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:36, archived)
# Prepare to be flamed
400kb is the max for animations, this is over 3 times that limit.
Please either optimize it better or post a link to it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Nobody cares.
Or even noticed until you pointed it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Let's see it posted at say 2:04pm then and see if anyone cares
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:52, archived)
# *hugs*
there there, my angry little fluffpet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)
# nicely done!
Very dramatic
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:37, archived)
# la la la la 1.2mb
la la la photobucket
edit: and something about IT'S NOT ABOUT DIALUP, IT'S CAPPED BANDWIDTH YOU FOOL

oh look, a whelk

la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:38, archived)
# well i like it!
too many bureaucrats, go team jesus!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# BIGGAR!
Woo, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:45, archived)
# brilliant!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 0:51, archived)
# Arf!!
I won't bother looking at the file size, its too good for me to care!!!! :D




*looks*

Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:06, archived)
# whopper
ok apologies to those who thought it was too big, i did try to optimise it, but thought it'd be cool running off of photobucket (I thought the 400kb cap was for the b3ta in-house pic storage)

now I know I'll be double careful to keep things small and all

got a bit carried away, it wa soriginally going to be a photostory with 5 frames then Flash started calling to me like the One Ring...


WOOHOOOO!!! Go Jesus Go!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:14, archived)
# i'd just have put scanlines over the top or something
or made it black and white, and linked to the colour+no scanlines version

i'm not meaning to come across as a cunt -- it's a good animation :) just a tad big...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:17, archived)
# cool beans
thanks for the advice there Boris, all good, I'll take that on board

I'd rather people had a good old giggle than waste their time arguing and shit. I mean,lets do what Jeebus did, and spread the love ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:24, archived)
# He died
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:27, archived)
# But then again he wasnt real
So nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:30, archived)
# I was wrestling with GIMP on OSX
which is a bad idea.

Also, see Macbook trackpads + GIMP + OSX. It's like writing with your left hand. After you've sat on it for half an hour. And then used it to wank with.

Anyway, to the point. Jesus didn't spread the love, he spread his arms -- and look what happened then! Someone came along and nailed him to a tree!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:32, archived)
# haha that
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 1:55, archived)
# cool story, bro.
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Very Terry Gilliam
Wonderful!
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:19, archived)
# nice one!!
he's a big influence I have to say. his madness used to crack me up as a kid!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)