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# Jesus
I have no idea.



NO IDEA. I just wish those god-damn flid ghosts would leave me alone. Them AND their squids.

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(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Haha I'm slightly ashamed by the couple of seconds it took before I noticed the various missing bits of her
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:34, archived)
# ha ha Yew, diiirty old man yew....
did the same....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# It was good fun
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)
# hahaha
i understand. i did leave her boobs alone for a reason.

i'd not be surprised to find that you didn't notice i'd done anything with her eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I noticed the bits that weren't missing
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:56, archived)
# What's missing is Zalgo :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Dear God, no!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:04, archived)
# Edit: DAMN YOU CR3.
HE DOESN'T COME
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:08, archived)
# This meme makes me sad.
I like Shmorky's work and I would have liked to have seen more Zalgo comics :(
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:11, archived)
# I like Zalgo when it's done well
Inordinately. If that's how you spell it. Perhaps I should actually read some Lovecraft one of these days.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:29, archived)
# She seems armless enough.
Night all.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# I'm stumped. I don't see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I'm rubbish at puns
So I can't join in :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# Slimmest waist ever.
Take that, Ralph Lauren!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:47, archived)
# It were the Atkins diet, I bet
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:52, archived)
# the two best parts are intact
*still would*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:53, archived)
# You'd have to rewrite the Karma Sutra
"Sex Positions for Ghosts Without Bellies"

the best-selling sequel to

"How to get Head from the Headless Horseman"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 19:55, archived)
# No need to water the air plants . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:07, archived)
# Looks like they've been watered a bit too much
with radioactive goo. Mixed with fish feed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Tera Patrick?
Yum!
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:08, archived)
# Actually I dunno, let me check
Allegedly someone called Fabiana Tambosi.
www.aclasscelebs.com/forum/showthread.php?t=35699
This may not be true.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:21, archived)
# Don't think that's Tera
But she's lovely and quite similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:24, archived)
# I just linked to the source in the post above :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:43, archived)
# Tera Patrick has bigger tits.
I don't know how to say that more tastefully. I suppose I could have said 'naughty pillows'.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 20:57, archived)
# "Knockers" works well.
Or "cushions". "Gazumbas".

Tera Patrick has bigger gazumbas.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 21:30, archived)