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I don't get it :(

Also, threadjerk -- what's up with my profile and with search? I don't mean b3tards going down, I know about that, but my profile claims I've only made 213 posts, and search is finding virtually nothing, which seems to suggest that the B3ta database is hosed. Was that actually stored on the b3tards space, too? Search was robtoo's thing, right?

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:32, archived)

hmmm, my profile doesn't exist right now

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)

Yeah, getting database too busy errors too :S

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)

phew, I'm back

I thought I'd had a stroke

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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)

I ~~thought~~ wish I'd had a stroke

(why doesn't strike work?)

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doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:38, archived)

~~strike~~

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{MU IS A LITTLE GIRL AND HE HAS PRETTY BUNCHES IN HIS HAIR AND KISSED A BOY ONCE.}}}}}}}}}}

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)

I like the bunches in my hair :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)

Hehe secret message club.

_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{_{OMG SUPRA SECERTET CLUBS FOR SUNRPER SECNTRET MESNNSAGED!!}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:18, archived)

How'd you do that?

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doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)

<s>put your text here</s>

MIGHTY ARE THE POWERS

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)

I wish we could still reverse our posts.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

i never learned the codes to do that

before they were banned :( damn cr3 and his forum-protecting killjoyism.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)

never mind - noughts and crosses? needs <pre> tag

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:06, archived)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

This is a stalemate.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

≡☼≡


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

Start again!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)

Well if you're going to be like that I'm going to take my ball and go home.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:13, archived)

haha

sorry - had to go to a meeting

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)


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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)

God damn, I never knew it was possible to forget how to play this. I spent probably half my French lessons at school playing noughts and crosses and now I feel stupid.




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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:10, archived)


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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:11, archived)

bollocks

cunt

i'm rubbish at this

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)

hehe

I have a meeting now :(

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)

I've got things to read through and correct

*heavy breath*

Back to work.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)

I WIN


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weaver., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:06, archived)

hurrah!

charmap.exe is your friend

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:10, archived)

pah

i did it the hard way, i copied and pasted all the characters i needed

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weaver., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:19, archived)

bloody...screen wipes

never...work...hrrrngggh

oh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

haha

zalgo text is one of the tiredest memes on the internet but i love it anyway.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:56, archived)

ta muchly

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doog Don't read this., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)

more than welcome

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)

Profile for boris the spider:
* a member for 4 years, 0 months and 0 days
* it's my b3ta birthday! It\'s my b3ta birthday!
* has posted 4999 messages on the main board
* has posted 0 messages on the talk board
* has posted 3 messages on the links board
* has posted 6 stories and 10 replies on question of the week
* They liked 676 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 19 qotw answers.

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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:34, archived)

HA!

he just wanted to show it was his b3taday without having bought an icon!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)

I have an icon

I just don't use it much.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

hurrah!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

\o/

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)

Yay for Mr Spider!

I didn't know you had an icon I was going to purchase you one for Christmas (trufax)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)

what, seriously?

i'm very touched. (truly honestly, thank you for the thought). but yeah, i got it a little while back but since it's relatively recently i've only got the same range as loads of others and i've not bothered using one.

also i get to have a warm feeling when people accuse me of not having an icon. "hah!" i think to myself. "if only they knew!"

i should probably get out more.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)

Yes, seriously :)

seriously :)You're the only one of my fwiends without one and you looked lonely on my profile thingy :)

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:01, archived)

I've not even looked at the friends thing for ages

I suspect that means you're not on my list. I shall make amends at some point...

But thank you for the thought :) When the next donation window opens up I imagine there'll be a rush to the new icons, and that's when I'll start using the ghost and annoying zeltergiset by renaming myself zeltergeist.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:09, archived)

He he he

I wanted a bunny but didn't understand the arcane "only a few icons available at any one time" rules when I donated. But I do like my bee :)

I suspect I might be listed as a fan on your profile (at least I think that's how it works).

We could have an "annoy zelter" day by all choosing the ghost and renaming ourselves :D

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)

This is not a bad idea

though I prefer the idea of drive-by irritations. That way he'll never know when someone is about to rename themselves and use the ghost.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:29, archived)

Good luck, pal.

(zeltergeist, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:35, archived)

pah

i'll go for zeitergiset then

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 14:18, archived)

So this is my 5000th post?

No nekkidness, alas.

I knew it was getting close but it became impossible to check... Still, always nice to have 5000 posts on a b3taday.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:41, archived)

OH FUCK HAPPY 5000!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

Thank you!

I like to feel I've made the world a happier place by not getting naked.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:45, archived)

It'll turn out to be his actual birthday next

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)

Close

I just got a job offer from Oslo.

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)

Hurrah!

it's cold there and the beer is expensive

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)

Exceedingly expensive

I may have to start brewing moonshine in my bathtub

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:51, archived)

forget Norway

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:53, archived)

but... but... i'm going to be living there for a few years :(

i'll not have a good life if i keep forgetting where i live

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:00, archived)

I just refreshed and got a white screen with the message "Error, database too busy."

I panicked.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:35, archived)

Happy b3taday. Apparently.

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:36, archived)

On fire!

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:37, archived)

Who set fire to Sundrop?

Poor Sundrop :(

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wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 13:24, archived)

THIS WAS ALL A RUSE TO GET US TO LOOK AT YOUR PROFILE.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:40, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE LEFT ON MY PROFILE

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY IT

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

Christmas is ruined :'c

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

Then my work here is done

Though I still don't understand the picture

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)

A PROFILE FULL OF REDEXES

It would have worked so well too if wasn't for those damn meddling MySQL errors and b3tards going down!

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:42, archived)

YourSQL is fucked. I always keep a SpareSQL in my pants.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

Is that a query language in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:44, archived)

Did you just call me gay?

I'm SO putting you on ignore.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:46, archived)

I don't have to *call* you gay, girlfriend

Those *shoes* call you gay!

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)

OH YOU BASTARD.

*runs away sobbing*

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:49, archived)

awww

if you come back i'll buy you a frilly handkerchief to dry your eyes and clean off the smudged mascara

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boris the spider, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:52, archived)

You're not gay? Then who was it I buttfucked last week?

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:47, archived)

MrPineapple. Same as every week, bro.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 12:48, archived)