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# He always has the horn.
Rubbish joke, poorly excecuted. Sorry.

(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Arf. This is from the Wall Street Journal last week:


YES. Absolutely NAILED letting my family down.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:19, archived)
# YES!

As far letting families down go, I'm the BEST
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Is he saying "GOLF!! FUCKING YES!!!!"
I'm so bored with whole thing.

The news yesterday had a touching story about Tiger's phonecall to the emergency servies when his mother collapsed.

SKY News handled it a typically sombre and restrained manner
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:38, archived)
# his number 1 wood
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:20, archived)
# *fallfromgraceLOLZ*
You know how the media managed to suspend racism to (deservedly) praise his talents and all-round good character? Watch them turn on him now (i'm looking at you Daily Fail)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:32, archived)
# reminds me of a rather 'off colour' joke about it I heard a couple of days ago
I hope the mail don't get hold of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:34, archived)
# is it the one about his mixed nationality background?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# It's one about how it all started over an innocent game of cards
and his wife finally proved to him that a Club really does beat a...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ouch.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrFa51JU3sM
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:45, archived)
# And I thought it was the one about the difference between a golf ball and a Mercedes.
Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Though I may have actually read that on b3ta, so this may backfire a tad...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I'm sure we could all think of one if we tried hard enough
I'm still trying to sift through the media crap to see what he's actually supposed to have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I don't think that it has anything to do with his colour
He is one the world's most famous sports men and has a squeeky clean image but has just been found out to be shagging left right and centre whilst his missus is having their second child. He also crashed into a tree.
(Tom Jones's Mojo Hasn't had any since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# the green movement are out to lynch him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# The press are fucking loving it
simply because he's always done a very good job of keeping his private life, y'know, private.

If the media don't report every time you break wind, the public percieve you as being a clean living, all round nice guy.
He's never said "I'm a saint". That's how the media portrayed him.

They are now just getting revenge on him for fooling them for so many years.
The cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:39, archived)
# "Reports say Tiger Woods regrets the trouble his willy has got him into".
"Although a spokesman for Woods himself says he denies any dong-rueing".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 9:43, archived)