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[challenge entry] Merry Squidmas

this akcherlee happenz

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:10, archived)
# das ist ein OCTOPUS
Das is nacht ein squid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# It is an octopus!
But I like it anyway, it's a tentacled sea creature.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# I thought it was calamari?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# racist
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# you better believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:41, archived)
# wouldn't that be
speciesist?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:35, archived)
# you reposting goon!
Ive seen this before (i think)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
#
#http://www.b3tards.com/u/47d4f22ce09c8375f366/killersnowsquid.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Aw man, you're totally conforming.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Let's play who can call him a cunt the funniest
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I fucking saw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# cumbersomeltergiset
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I need a whole other account just to protect an e.
(Mu2, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You guys :C
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# Oh but I love that game
Why you gotta spoil my fun by being FAIR
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:50, archived)
# You're willingly listening to Chris Cornell - your opinion is invalid.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:53, archived)
# :c
Do you like any of his CV of bands?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# No, but at least Soundgarden had some credibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Rawk ^_^ ~ ~ * ~
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Just what I expected from a Chris Cornell fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Well anyway, I'm not a major fan but I'm having a pretending-I'm-still-16 day.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :3 I'm having another day where I don't know what to listen to.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Blink 182!
Sum 41!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Don't be vulgar. I opted for Rudimentary Peni and Crom-Tech.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP! I TRY AND I TRY AND I TRY AND WHAT DO I GET FROM YOU?
THIS SHIT! AGAIN! OK, I GIVE UP! I WASH MY HANDS OF YOU! GO FUCKING SLEEP WITH YOUR WHORE FOR ALL I CARE! I HOPE YOU GET CANCER.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mmmm, anger...
have you ever had angry sex?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I can barely afford normal sex. They charge extra for kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:58, archived)
# they? who is this "they?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# The young supple rent boys out in the park.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:01, archived)
# WHAT PARK????
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Queens park. Down the road, turn right, go on til the cross roads, turn left. Go straight until the park comes up on your right.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# that's too far to go for sex
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Under a mile. You could always take a taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah, soz. 2nd thoughts should have TJ'd
Top marks for the use of the word 'Goon'!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:14, archived)
# goon is a very underrated word
no worries though - i like it. Nice timing and skull ricochet
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Thanks!
Perhaps should have done a crimbo mashup with a santa hat on the skull? Always next year...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# NO!
I hate it how things are instantly 'christmassy' when you add one of those hats on it.

Holly and snow are also prime offenders. Snow is officially no longer considered christmassy since it hasnt snowed at christmas for a hundred million years!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# Deserves to be eaten...
Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Tentaclick
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Gizakiss.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# SQUIDZ R DEDLEE
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# THEY IZ JUST MISUNDASTOOD
THEY WANT HUGZ!

EDIT: 'Ning, B3ta.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# THEY WANT DEEP FRYING IN TEMPURA BATTURZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Mmmmmmm! Yes Pleez Dat wud b da bomb
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# NO THEY IZ WANTING A FRENDZ
NOT ANEMONES!

Sorry. Ish
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
*headdesks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# Yep, I brought my terrible puns back with me ^^
Octopii are suckers for good wordplay ^^
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# oof!
haven't had octopus for a while, but i did have sushi today
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Haven't had either in a long time
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:48, archived)
# they sell musky octopus in lidl
not that i shop there, you understand
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Lidl no brand sausages are better than brand sausages.
See also: lidl jaffa cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:00, archived)
# lidl fruit and veg
last much, much longer than anything from asda or tesco
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Octopus woo!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# that's just cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)