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# Holy crap it's a cat.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:14, archived)
# It's nothing to worry about it's just a pair of enormous paws and tail
as part of a Tate Gallery exhibition.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:16, archived)
# We went there at the weekend. My mate made the superb observation that the higher you go, the more pretentious it gets.
There's footage of a young woman nekkid covering herself in paint, and then feathers (obviously). As I approached I said to my mate loudly, "Excellent." Once it came back to the first part of the loop, I said "Right - I'm just off to the toilet".

This made the nobends cough disapprovingly, which gave me an absolutely RAGING horn.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Yes and if Tracey Emin shouted out
"I NEED A POO!" it would be a celebrated piece of art!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# I want to go to the Tate,
then stand by three flourescent tubes on the wall, or a glass of water on a shelf, or a very neat pile of bricks, or an upside down piano. I'll be stroking my chin for a minute or so, at which point I'll step backwards a few times looking quizzical, muttering "It's a fake" at slowly increasing volume.

(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:41, archived)
# You could flash mob this
and have them all come in at random times and mutter "That's clearly a fake!" as they walk past people before long they will all be saying it.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:48, archived)
# Now we're talking
I'll pop in there on the way home and choose a random piece to pick on.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:58, archived)
# I want to see in tomorrow's paper a headline that says
TRACEY EMIN IS A FAKE! TATE GALLERY SHOCKER!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:05, archived)