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# how many are there?
how many colonists?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:06, archived)
# 12....?
GODDAMNIT THATS NOT ALL!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:12, archived)
# if just one of those things gets down here, that will be all!
then all of this...this....BULLSHIT that you think is so important, you can kiss all that goodbye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# god i love that fillum
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:18, archived)
# i was going to buy the box set this week
until my mum let slip that my brother has bought me it for christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:23, archived)
# i bought myself Moon, but was forced to return it for that reason
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# same happened a few years ago
with the nightmare on elm street box set. which reminds me, i've got to get that back off his girlfriend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:28, archived)
# i can understand why the auto cannons are cut out of the theatrical version
there can only be around a hundred aliens and those guns must rip apart at least that many. 4 guns x 500 bullets x charging aliens = problem solved.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# But isn't the point that they quickly work out how to trigger the guns without getting hit?
I can't remember exactly what happens, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# surely the pile of dead aliens
would have just melted through the floor and caused major structural damage, thus toppling the sentry guns?

The aliens in 'aliens' have got well watery blood compared to that bastard facehugger in 'alien' - one wee nick melted through several floors of a spaceship!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Also, thinking like : "...there can only be around a hundred aliens..." is what gets people killed.
It goes with "That noise was just the cat" and "We're finally safe here" as unwise thoughts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:37, archived)
# my favourite is
"it was just the wind"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:41, archived)
# It is never the wind. It is always ninjas.
Always.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:43, archived)
# even after a large plate of lentils?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:44, archived)
# 38...
...simulated

How many COMBAT drops?

2.... including this one....
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:17, archived)
# GAME OVER MAN!
GAME OVER!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:19, archived)
# build a fire,
sing some songs.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:21, archived)
# you always say that, drake
you always say "i got a bad feeling about this drop"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:22, archived)
#
every pay-check a fortune, every meal a banquet!
(I helped save b3ta! SoBadItsGood Its only a crime if you earn <£100000, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:25, archived)
# would you like me to fetch you your slippers?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# look into my eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:27, archived)
# guess he don't like the cornbread either
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:30, archived)
# you always were an asshole, gorman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:35, archived)
# every formation a parade
i LOVE the corps!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Whats that...? ...All after incinerated...?
*screech*
argh/ dies
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:29, archived)
# the sarge is gone
let's get the fuck out of here!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:33, archived)
# Drake, c'mon!
*Spsshhhhh*

Uuurrrgnn!

I could do this all night - the dramatic re-telling of Aliens via memorable quotes!
Alas, i have to finish this bit of work
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:39, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 19:40, archived)