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# cnuts

not overly funny, just massively cathartic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Abso-bloody-lutely!


Edit: Right, I really am going for a kip. Nobody post anything awesome until I get back!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Snooze as fast as you can!
and hurry back :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Quick everybody post something hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I think this can be labeled at every delivery company (especially royal mail)
I live in my own house, yet I had to have all my Christmas mail sent to my bloody parents place as postie decided it would be better to leave hundreds of pounds worth of good on my doorstep rather than leave me a card. My house is on a bloody main road where god knows how many people walk past! THANKS ROYAL MAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:49, archived)
# While you were out, we:
Left this package from Amazon - whicj is probably books - out on your doorstep - in the pouring rain
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# royal mail are fucking godlike in comparison
they will leave things with neighbours, simply return the parcel to the office where you can collect it, or if its a nice day, leave it tucked away nicely out of site by your back door (obviously only works if in a neighbourhood unlikely to rifle through your stuff).
DHL have been fucking me around since last Thursday, I could have driven to the place sending me the thing 4 times by now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Our Postie is brilliant
We've got him a Christmas Present and card

He knows to leave things in the Recycle bin (dry CLEAN and saFE) or round the back under cover

we get interesting notes about it's location
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# morning toasty
I liked your christmas card the other day.

I'm getting into the festive spirit by listening to ACDC
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# I know for a fact that's what the reindeers listen to when warming up for the journey
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Blimey - you're on the ball
Rudolph likes a bit of Black Ice - but Blitzen's more into Highway to Hell
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I hear Prancer's into power ballads
Especially bright eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# nanananananana
An-gus
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# go'n tell y'a story...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:51, archived)
# :(
The last 5 things I had delivered were worth over £40 each, they were sat in nice O HAI IM A GAME LOL obvious packaging, yet they were just propped against my door JUST OFF THE BLOODY STREET. Would ut have been that hard to put them behind my plant pots beside the friggin door?! Or better still, take them back, I have NO problem with going to collect things.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:54, archived)
# but they weren't nicked?
and you didn't have to go off to the sorting office?

sounds like it turned out alright ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# shhhh
Its the principle! I didnt want to chance it this time :P

But yeah they wern't knicked so i guess i've got sod all to complain about really

/moaning because i'm british blog

Have a good crimbo by the way, finished Uncharted 2 yet? Its epic :D
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:57, archived)
# repeatedly :)
got all the treasure and only a couple of medals left to get

tranquiliser and hanging grenades I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Awesome
Crushing was the most fun i've had in a game for a loooong time :)

God i love the steel fist! have to do some co-op some time, its utterly fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# me and my mate play the survival games regularly
are you on my friends list? if you're about we should have a game
(HappyToast PSN obviously)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:05, archived)
# do you need to share Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:50, archived)
# politely enquiring, then politely complaining and then shouting hasn't helped
so yes, b3ta spleen venting seemed the logical next step
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:53, archived)
# it's the first step
I expect their call centre is staffed with hundreds of incredibly bored people who really don't give a shit about anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Howdy stranger
Long time no see - hope you're well and all that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Howdy stranger
Long time no see - hope you're well and all that :P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:03, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hey Sausage
I had to pop off for a while. I am well - just off to get our Chrimbo Turkey from old Mr Miggin's poultrie and meate shoppe (aka Morrisons)

How the devil are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Spiffing ta!
Last day in the office = b3ta and Montana chocolate bars.

All crimboed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:33, archived)
# Tear 'em a new one
Via the web :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ha!
My postie is very good, I tipped him £10 this year (put it inside a christmas card), thanked him for his efforts and shook his hand, he was quite choaked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Also: want to be run over by our kamikaze drivers?
DHL and Citylink must have the tightest delivery targets as they drive like utter nutjobs
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:06, archived)
# This really pisses me off.
Why can't people just send stuff by Royal Fail? At least you can go get the fucking thing yourself.

Luckily, yesterday, I was in my house for about 30 minutes at lunchtime when a package was re-delivered for the third time. Luckily, the stars aligned and I was able to sign for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:13, archived)
# we, too, are waiting for DHL to deliver something. Thankful not Christmas related.
too are waiting for DHL to deliver something. Thankful not Christmas related.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 23 Dec 2009, 10:56, archived)