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[challenge entry] Parents need instruction these days...

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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:11, archived)
# = Prison ?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What a fucked up world... :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Isn't it just...
or unjust....I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# The day when children call the shots is a sad day for us all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:22, archived)
# oh i don't know
cartoons on telly all day and compulsory chocolate? sounds good to me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I do that anyway!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# do you do it all
whilst wearing undies with cartoon characters on them?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Completely NUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Completely nude cartoon characters?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# hmmmm....nice!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# i suddenly feel overdressed in my jeans
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# *sigh*
Wish I had central heating. I don't intend to be nude until May.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# fully-clothed baths?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Washing is bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# get yourself laminated
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Plan!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:05, archived)
# They already do don't they?
Edit: I don't have kids, I detest them.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i don't have any either.......................THANK GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# I have everything I need a husband and a dog
who needs some screaming brat demanding stuff all the time - God I'm old and selfish! :D lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Dogs are better than kids...............FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# this is scienfically true
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# you can't send a dog to the chippy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Have you tried?
I bet with a bit of training they would be great at this.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:36, archived)
# but they'd eat your sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:42, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:43, archived)
# ferrets are better than
dogs and kids
(danceswithferrets is leaking sanity, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 20:26, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Spanking!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:20, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I got the belt...
...............he's lucky!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I am currently resisting the temptation
to paint a CDC where that down arrow is. I'll let you know how this goes.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Do not fall into the usual b3ta traps.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:25, archived)
# It has the dotted line coming out of the end already.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Dotted line = Sperm?
.............no...can't be right.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:29, archived)
# What, here? On B3ta?
Surely not.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# good point...
...sperm away!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Spanking is for adult entertainment
just don't have kids and then you won't have to discipline them. Now where is my riding crop my husband is calling :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# i think would be awful to be spanked by a man singing blue suede shoes
it's 1 for the money, and 2 for the show, and 3 to get ready so go cat, go
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:19, archived)
# He slams a guitar on his head next.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# SPROWNNNGGGGGGGGGiinnnngggggggg kulumpf.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Ha ha...that actually made me laugh!.... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# Constant motion = kicks
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Pressure+anger=punishment due.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# That young boy is doing a blowjob wrong!
That is probably why he is being beaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I'm gonna go back over here...with the normal folks....K...bye!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# negative reinforcement
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Positive outcome
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:26, archived)
# TJ
can someone link me to that facepalm picture, not the picard one but it's handdrawn and has a man with facial hair who's had to take his glasses off in order to fully embrace the facepalm?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:14, archived)
# I have no idea what you're on about! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:18, archived)
# i know it wasn't yours
I just TJ'd your post as my own little way of saying hello! killing two birds with one stone.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Oh I know, hello Dylan I hope you had a good christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Spank! woooah woooah...Spank!
/D'Menace blog

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:30, archived)
# see...............................it's fun!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:31, archived)
# it's kinda got the sound of the police in the middle of it
which is apt.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:35, archived)
# There is no spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Defacing cutlery?!
SOmeone needs a spanking...

"There is no spanking." He'll say; and we'll bloody well show 'im there is.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 18:38, archived)
# That'll teach him!
...some interesting sexual perversions for later life.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Lessons learned... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 17:39, archived)
# hahaha...hurrah....I've been doin' it right for once
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 28 Dec 2009, 19:57, archived)