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# battlecar
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i likes your battle car
does it go invisible?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# certainly not.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:03, archived)
# why not?
stealth is a handy weapon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# i took out the bit that makes it stealthy
and replaced it with a bit that makes lasers
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# this is acceptale
as lasers are kickass.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Here's the car with stealth mode on:


sorry but I couldn't resist
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# that stealth mode is AWESOME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# But now it can't fire its lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# give it to the klingons
if they can build a bird of prey that can fire whilst cloaked, they can sort out the car
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Surely if the Klingons stopped being stickly shits
and just let the federation have cloaks, we'd all be roaming about invisible and no-one would get hurt?

Klingons. Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:38, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Stealth mode, aka "buggering away to somewhere off panel".
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:40, archived)
# cool : )
TJ: 'the conversation' has just started on film 4, if you haven't seen it watch it
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# i shall watch it another time
they are sure to repeat it ad nauseam.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# nah
they only seem to repeat the shit films.
I am sure you could acquire it from a reputable 'pay-to-download' site ; )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:07, archived)
# very likely
i'm just not in a film-watching mood tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# hey, that's ok.
you just put your feet up and relax : )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:14, archived)
# if i put my feet up
i'll fall off my stool!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# I like this
because the rear wheel is a perfectly spherical bollock
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# you like bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# all of the wheels are spherical
so that it can drive sideways.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:06, archived)
# Wouldn't that mean it has almost no grip?
It's still a beautiful piece of machinery.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# no it has lots of grip
millions have been spent on r&d
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:32, archived)
# But a sphere would have almost no surface area touching the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# yes but you're not taking into account all of the money that i spent on science.
science.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# "And your plan is to blackmail this person?
Good luck."
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:35, archived)
# i want one :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:09, archived)
# Rooaaarrr

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:19, archived)
# Woosh
Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Boing-oing-oing!
Shhhhplop.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Wed 30 Dec 2009, 1:20, archived)
# That battlecar has many a battlescar . . . I can only imagine what the other guy looks like !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:25, archived)
# BATTLECAR IS GO!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:31, archived)
# Fuck off Joel Schumacher!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:33, archived)
# After all of that . . . the paint job still looks great !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# maximum awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:36, archived)
# Thx.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:39, archived)
# Vroom vrooooom!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Dec 2009, 23:44, archived)