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(goatsy open wide, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 23:57, archived)
# i would like to quote frankie boyle
and say she's either a very ugly woman or a very beautiful seahorse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Is it wrong to want to fuck a very beautiful seahorse?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# You're hoping for a nosejob?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# No, my nose is fine.
Besides, I disagree with cosmetic surgery.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# not as long as the seahorse wants you to fuck it
but nobody can hear you cry rape under the sea, so you're good either way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# seamhorse?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Seamed like a good idea at the time...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Seams like noone has bitten
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Nothing's ever quite what it seams
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:09, archived)
# She looks like a foot.
Or hoof.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 3 Jan 2010, 23:59, archived)
# What?

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:03, archived)
# My eyes hurt
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:09, archived)
# This is quite normal.
Check for signs of anal bleeding and cock warts, that's when to start worrying.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# there may be seepage
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Seepage,
seepage run,
runpage run.
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:13, archived)
# oh ffs
*giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:15, archived)
# hello miss
:)
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:20, archived)
# hello :)
i am currently drinking a leg opener
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Prune juice?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:43, archived)
# no, cherry b and strongbow
it's surprisingly tasty and potent
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:45, archived)
# A friends' landlady was trying to limit the booze.
So she started drinking fruit juices and one night he came back to the house to find she'd drunk a litre of prune juice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:50, archived)
# madness!
what she saves on booze, she'll spend on bog roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:52, archived)
# Little sleep was had that night.
Incredulously asked why, the reply came "It's really nice."
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:58, archived)
# no it isn't
it's far too sweet, cranberry juice is much nicer and goes great with vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Beer and smoking for me.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:03, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:11, archived)
# See seepage run.
Run seepage run.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:27, archived)
# what, as well as the rashes??
and the creeping madness, musn't forget that.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:16, archived)
# A testament to the genius of Tim Burton
was when he got her to say "Do I really have a face like a horse" or similar in Ed Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Dicknose
(JoePesky, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:08, archived)
# *stamps hoof*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I can't believe nobody has noticed how much she looks like a horse before
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I dont care, I still would stick my willy in her fanny and enjoy it, BIG TIME
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 0:46, archived)
# Women think she's lovely.
Men find her foul.

Do da maths, girls!

And then fuck her yourselves, for all we care.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:05, archived)
# I disagree
According to Peter Griffen....SJP has a face like a foot.
Celine Dion has a face like a horse....
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 4 Jan 2010, 1:15, archived)