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# *Titters*
Although, having tittered, I probably wouldn't have noticed it when doing my shopping.

For me, grocery shopping is like birthday sex. Get in, get out with a minimum of fuss and mess.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I would like to go shopping with you
on my birthday :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Funnily enough
lots of people do :O)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Well, it's something to do
after the sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:34, archived)
# or during
(which is why I'm not allowed in that Tesco any more)
(I helped save b3ta! roystead, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 14:54, archived)
# That reminds me of that old joke...
...where 1 woman says to her friend that the other day she bent over the freezer and her husband slips one up her. Her mate says, oh, my Dave does stuff like that all the time, and bird # 1 says yes, but i can't go back into that branch of sainsburys again.

Arf
(RichardInSydney would like to know why teh date & time is, Thu 7 Jan 2010, 4:30, archived)
# Internet shopping.
It's the closest thing to how shopping used to be; you know, when shopping meant telling someone what you want and them getting it for you as opposed to today where shopping means we have to do all the work while having none of the savings passed on to us.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 5 Jan 2010, 10:25, archived)