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# hehehe
TJ: does anyone know why women are typing colours as status updates on FB? I have asked and have been told its a secret - a half-arsed google search turned up nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:58, archived)
# ooh - it could be
I'll probably be able to prove it at work too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Aparantly it's what colour their bra is that they're wearing...
....for breast cancer awareness or something..
(I helped save b3ta! jonbontempi, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# ah - I thought it might have something to do with that sort of thing
I might have to issue one of my own
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# let's get all men to change their status
to be a root vegetable
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# bagsies turnip
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# I'm carrot all the way

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# I bet you even have green pubes
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Yes
except on the third sunday of the month, that being bath day
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:22, archived)
# This - HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Ah.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:00, archived)
# If it's a secret
it's hardly promoting awareness - everyone who's doing it is already aware...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Yet to see
someone posting real colours like "washed till grey"
(Wize, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 15:40, archived)
# No
My bro in law was asking about that, and I thought it would be amusing to post a cryptic "magenta 17" response to that.

One of his other friends subsequently wrote "when the above male finds out what its about he may feel slightly foolish...lol or not?", so I'm a little concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 11:59, archived)
# The Hindustan Times
always first with the news...
www.google.co.uk/search?q=breast+cancer+bra+colour+facebook
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:02, archived)
# True, but you do need to know it's about bras to get that.
I actually googled a few variations on facebook/ status/ colour and just got loads of results about changing the colour of the page, so gave up.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# yes this is what I got
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Plain cuntery
I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# haha
from now on I shall assume that they are posting the colour of their cunts

which makes Baby Blue and Black & Purple interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:03, archived)
# yes, some serious bruising there!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:05, archived)
# ochre and crimson for the win
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:08, archived)
# that's nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# because their lives are meaningless
and they think updating their Facebook status will hide this fact from the world
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:01, archived)
# meh
they seem to be having more fun than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:04, archived)
# fucking retards?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:07, archived)
# If only there was some kind of search facility available on the internet
mashable.com/2010/01/07/bra-color-facebook-status/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:09, archived)
# yes yes yes
we know its bra colours now, but we didn't before.

*shakes head pityingly at Tribs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:10, archived)
# *joins in the condescending head-shaking*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:12, archived)
# I just searched for "facebook status color"
And the article backs up the cancer theory.

And whose/which head are you shaking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Woah those search returns have changed big style in the last half an hour...
no - really!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:15, archived)
# yes they have
it's almost as if information is being updated as we speak!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:20, archived)
# oh sorry
*zips back up*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I'm going to start status updates on what my cock smells like:
7am - Nivea hand lotion
9am - A bit like shower gel
10am - hint of shower gel
12pm - Not much in particular, odorless
2pm - a bit like coffee
4pm - quite a lot like coffee
6pm - Edam
7pm - Mild cheddar
8pm - Extra strong cheddar
9pm - Blue Stilton
10pm - Spunk and Nivea hand lotion
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:14, archived)
# haha!
I once performed an act (as they say in the papers) on a girl who tasted of coffee.

very odd but perked me up no end
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:17, archived)
# You grinded her up
and stuck her in boiling water?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:19, archived)
# no
but I did stalk look her up on Facebook recently - she is still beautiful (20 years on) and still French, and if I had been a single man, well... we'll never know will we.

here she is
edi/ picture gone now - just in case!

I wonder if there is a picture of me somewhere on the net in a conversation about how my cock tastes like donner kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:24, archived)
# http://www.b3ta.fr/board/9864405
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# haha
I very nearly went there too
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:36, archived)
# haha
did you make her frothy?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:21, archived)
# I got the feeling that she'd had better
but I didn't care - she was a gorgeous French Arabic girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:23, archived)
# so... not Javan or Colombian then?
that's a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 8 Jan 2010, 12:25, archived)