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# Why is a Death Star garbage compactor like Photoshop?
Both can flatten Leias.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Nerdiest. Joke. Ever.
seriously, I'm ashamed I even got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I've got worse. And yes, you will get it.
And yes, you will hate yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'm going to knit myself a tanktop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Good opening line for a song.
Now you have to write the rest of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
And stick the needles in your eye

I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
and watch the bloody fluids fly...


how's that so far?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm singing this to the theme tune of South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# What do you call an honest Ferengi?
Quirk
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Oh good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# How do dead Klingons cook their food?
On a stove-a-cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Now that really IS a nerdy pun
Should I be ashamed I got it without resort to ris or google or not?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hooray, I don't get it! *

* might actually secretly get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Way to fill us all with self-hatred.

Not that I needed any help ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Dear Tribs:
At the risk of your not offering me tasty nomnoms...

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# >.<
Grooooan
(I helped save b3ta! vanja, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Well she's still got pert little breasts in that pic
Which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)