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# yeah bitch, just like that
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Daddy's girl
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Why is a Death Star garbage compactor like Photoshop?
Both can flatten Leias.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Nerdiest. Joke. Ever.
seriously, I'm ashamed I even got it.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I've got worse. And yes, you will get it.
And yes, you will hate yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I'm going to knit myself a tanktop
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Good opening line for a song.
Now you have to write the rest of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:11, archived)
# I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
And stick the needles in your eye

I'm gonna knit myself a tanktop
and watch the bloody fluids fly...


how's that so far?

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I'm singing this to the theme tune of South Park.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:22, archived)
# What do you call an honest Ferengi?
Quirk
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Oh good grief
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# How do dead Klingons cook their food?
On a stove-a-cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Now that really IS a nerdy pun
Should I be ashamed I got it without resort to ris or google or not?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Hooray, I don't get it! *

* might actually secretly get it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Way to fill us all with self-hatred.

Not that I needed any help ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Dear Tribs:
At the risk of your not offering me tasty nomnoms...

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:08, archived)
# >.<
Grooooan
(I helped save b3ta! vanja, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Well she's still got pert little breasts in that pic
Which is nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Oh FFS
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Heheh.
This is probably the most vile, transgressive thing I've ever seen.
Keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 13:57, archived)
# In the next part, she grips with her teeth and pulls his finger.
Are you really sure you want that?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# In an alternate universe far far away...

"Happy Birthday, Daughter"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:07, archived)
# He'll never get away with that, the dastardly swine.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:09, archived)
# He's just misunderstood
He's a big softie really
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Nah. I disagree.
He's like Satan. Basically a total fucking arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Well, I don't think Satan's as bad as they all make out
He's just got a very dry sense of humour, and a penchant for practical jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:16, archived)
# well he's a prize twat in the first 3 films if that counts
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Evil Vader
knows his daughter has inherited his extreme allergy to flowers but doesn't know it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:13, archived)
# Your flowers are weak,
old man.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:20, archived)
# *giggles*
I might have to 'shop that...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Should probably be:
"Do not underestimate the flower of the Dark Side".
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:25, archived)
# No, I preferred the first one...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:53, archived)
# :D

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hahaha that's the stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I heard that that Guinness took a percentage.
I may have got that wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:26, archived)
# That's what I believe to be the case too
The canny old hermit...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Oh good grief.
There's sum'tin wrong with you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahah
believe it or not that was accidental.

Maybe there is something wrong with me...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 15:57, archived)
# HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Brilliant!
Although the outburst of "HAHAHAHAHA" did cause a few people to turn around and look at me at work.
(pfer, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Pull my finger
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Mon 11 Jan 2010, 16:25, archived)