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# Just before sunday lunch

(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:15, archived)
# That's nice
Hope you gave it a rinse before using it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# actually
the dog nicked it from the bin outside, my son had used it to wipe poo off his shoe. So alfie just recycled it.

I did suggest he leave it dangling then the dog could wipe the floor.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:29, archived)
# christmas was weeks ago
why is your son still wearing the hat out of his cracker?

other than that, woopic!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# his hair
is naturally messy. I tried to convey that with my lack of artistic talent.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:28, archived)
# i knew that
really :D
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# I new that
too
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Ha ha, the joy of owning dogs eh?
Our old boxer ate a silk rose head, seeing a dog running round the garden with a red rose sticking out of its bum was quite a shock I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:22, archived)
# candle!
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:24, archived)
# bloody hell
three stinking years!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Could've got a sponsorship deal with Red Rose Radio
"It's the dog's anus!"

Edit : and happy candleday!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# ON FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# I is all burny!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:31, archived)
# *chucks bucket of water over chutney*
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# That was my 11001st post.
I missed 11k! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# well done on not giving a rats arse about milestone numbers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:52, archived)
# happy b3taday chutners :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Happy Candlemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hippy Bird-day
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Alfie seems quite happy with the arrangement.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:27, archived)
# he's a very
happy but deranged dog. As most chocolate labs seem to be.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:30, archived)
# I did also once have
a dog that ate baloons, that was pretty when it came out.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:32, archived)
# I had a dog that did that once
my son who was very young at the time wanted the balloon back so he could play with it again.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:40, archived)
# hahahaha
I hope you let him have it. Otherwise you would have seemed mean in his eyes.
(Captain Spacker I lick windows, Sun 17 Jan 2010, 11:54, archived)