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# 'ning
A guy who looked very similar to this once told me I was like a 'modern oscar wild'.


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(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:52, archived)
# He could be very silly mid off
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:53, archived)
# He's a bad ass spin bowler
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# I bet he's a top sledger!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:13, archived)
# trust me
this is one maiden* he isn't going to bowl over!




*may not technically be a maiden any more
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# A double pun!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:58, archived)
# oo er missus!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
# zing!
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 17:59, archived)
# you can get ointment for that
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:09, archived)
# phoar

(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# "Modern" as in
"Has no ability to spell proper nouns correctly"?

/Angry proof-reader blog
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I'm not sure you know what a proper noun is.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:30, archived)
# I am.
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:07, archived)
#
A "proper noun" is a grammatical entity. It is not a class of words. To say someone can't spell proper nouns makes about as much sense as saying they can't spell the accusative case. The individual words that make up a proper noun may have a spelling, but they aren't necessarily English words, or even words in any language at all. This is why they aren't allowed in Scrabble.

In any case, he's written "oscar wild" (sic) not only without capitalisation, but also with the indefinite article, so there's a case to be made for it not being a proper noun anyway.

[edit] I'm also not all too impressed by a website with such pedantic leanings that gives as an example "My favourite movie is Greece."
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I peaked after the capital A
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Hehe!
:)
(, Mon 18 Jan 2010, 21:04, archived)