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# 'ningles all. How the dickins are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:00, archived)
# 'ello stranger!
I would consider getting a cold for bacon lemsip.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:01, archived)
# pssst.
It's Freebs birthday today.

when he next posts, lets all jump out and shout HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

He'll never suspect a thing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Well I've already given him a healthy mindpiss and an attempted horselink.
Don't know what else a chap can do, really?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# *walks into darkened room and fumbles for light switch*





Tackleberry moment..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# HAPPY BATHDAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# ack!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 11:32, archived)
# shh - we're waiting for Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# oh Right

*waits too*


what's he look like?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# happy bathday freebs
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# you know, hair n stuff
a bit like you.




erm, happy birthday
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# SURPRISE!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)
# *Cleans up milk*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
# Happy Birthday Freebs!
Happy birthday everyone*


*The effectiveness of this post depends on everyone bookmarking it and opening it on their birthdays. If it works, it'll be the most efficient birthday greeting EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahahahahh
It's Ken Bruce's birthday today too!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:28, archived)
# High quality co-birthing.
I share mine with Jodie Foster.

Yum. (And: blimey. She's 47!)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:34, archived)
# WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Don't you know?
I did leave a memo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# I missed this memo, young whippersnapper
explain yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:05, archived)
# *explains*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I don't believe that for a second
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# it's outragious lies
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# yes but there were famingoes dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# famingoes, famingoes, famingoes...
Are they really hungry flamingos?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# on rollerskates!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:15, archived)
# oh a MEMO!
I was looking for an Emo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Finding Nemo?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# no I'm just scratching my balls
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Memos are better.
No one understands an emo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:11, archived)
# hmmmm a hot cup of bacony fat-juice
:D Edit: I second Griffy's comment... I was starting to think you'd dropped off the face of the planet.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:04, archived)
# Just having a b3ta break.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# anywhere nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Warcraft mostly:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# All that lovely baconing fat swimming around on the surface.
Phwoar.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Whato RG!
Also:Arf!
AlsoAlso:Welcome back!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# thanky
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ning!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:07, archived)
# gaaaah!
oinkment.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Side-effects may include trotters.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:12, archived)
# and an itchy rasher
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Is it available as a serum
for pork injection?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# and a painful rasher.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Your b3ta break has dulled your reflexes, young padawan... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Ah but at the same time stamp, so you could have put that after I did!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# I can't because my edit button is borked*

*may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# It's been like that since Sunday for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:23, archived)
# ^ haha
and haha ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:09, archived)
# I had swine flu, you insensitive bastard
there is nothing funny about swine flu

That's it, B3ta has crossed the line

*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:13, archived)
# Hmmmm

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# It was pretty rough
not life-threatening, but unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:18, archived)
# *Sympathises. A bit*
^ that's all you're getting, 'kay? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:19, archived)
# At least you got it out the way
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# OR SNOUT:p
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:20, archived)
# *flollops*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:16, archived)
# *vollues*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 2 Feb 2010, 10:17, archived)