There was a competition many years ago
in the Guardian Guide where Jim Shelley asked the question, "what does Gail look like?" and the winner was, "a depressed worm.".
EDIT- click.
(
twattybanjo,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:22,
archived)
i'd say separated at birth
but she wasn't born, she was excreted
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24,
archived)