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# Turn them over, pretend they're a girl.
He/she's also got boobs, which makes it seem even more authentic for grasping.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Let's pretend!
petehix when you're having sex with men which lady do you pretend that it is?

I pretend that it is Moira Stewart.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Steve Brookstein
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Fair enough Nick, a very attractive man.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Haha Ben
how's the champers.... still flowing?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# All gone :(
I did not phone them and tell them how bladdy beaut-hic-beautiful they are though, so that's good.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Good.
Who is it?
Some chinese economics company?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Nah no chinese involved
An economics consultancy in covent garden. I rather like them and will probably accept.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ...
Helmet hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Helmet hair?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# She has helmet hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You have helmet hair
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I don't!
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# You so doo
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# No no no
:[


(They tried to make me go to rehab...)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I think that she should have said yes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# In hindsight:
Maybe yes?

(I love Simon Amstell :])
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Goddamn I can't plagiarise British panel show jokes to you because for some reason you've seen them
Goddamn weird American
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# How dare you
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Helmet. Hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I pretend it's a woman that looks like a man
That way I'm less disappointed with myself when I open my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# this is a trick question isn't it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)