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# RAH RAH AH AH AH.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:48, archived)
# Wot?
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:49, archived)
# Lady Gaga.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Ladyboy gaga LOLOLOL
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Even if she's a man
That ass is worth turning her over for.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
# HIS ASS
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:03, archived)
# Males asses are NSFWWWWWWWWWWW
Female ones are ok.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:04, archived)
# Turn them over, pretend they're a girl.
He/she's also got boobs, which makes it seem even more authentic for grasping.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Let's pretend!
petehix when you're having sex with men which lady do you pretend that it is?

I pretend that it is Moira Stewart.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Steve Brookstein
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Fair enough Nick, a very attractive man.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Haha Ben
how's the champers.... still flowing?
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# All gone :(
I did not phone them and tell them how bladdy beaut-hic-beautiful they are though, so that's good.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:12, archived)
# Good.
Who is it?
Some chinese economics company?
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:16, archived)
# Nah no chinese involved
An economics consultancy in covent garden. I rather like them and will probably accept.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ...
Helmet hair.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Helmet hair?
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:11, archived)
# She has helmet hair.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# You have helmet hair
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I don't!
:[
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:17, archived)
# You so doo
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:18, archived)
# No no no
:[


(They tried to make me go to rehab...)
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# I think that she should have said yes.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:22, archived)
# In hindsight:
Maybe yes?

(I love Simon Amstell :])
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Goddamn I can't plagiarise British panel show jokes to you because for some reason you've seen them
Goddamn weird American
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# How dare you
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:14, archived)
# Helmet. Hair.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I pretend it's a woman that looks like a man
That way I'm less disappointed with myself when I open my eyes.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# this is a trick question isn't it
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# I like this style.
I don't really know what she looks like though, so it might be an awful likeness for all I know.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Well I'd show you the original but I can't find the link again.
>:[
But thanks :] I'm going to spray these and sell them at the comiccon I do in April.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Peter Kay did a Lady Gaga being a bloke gag
Would have been funny about 12 months back....
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
Exactly.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:53, archived)
# Peter Kay was a massive fail tonight i'm afraid
I think his suit was overly tight
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I wouldn't know.
I didn't see it.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:58, archived)
# Lady Gaga stole the show, Cheryl Cole mimed, Liam Gallagher threw his BRIT in th crowd
and Lady Gaga cried.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahahah
Lovely.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# LADY GAGA MORE LIKE LADY GUYGUY
AMIRITE?
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:26, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# Po-po-po-poke her face.
(, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 23:55, archived)
# heheheh yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJDx3H_hvI8

as usual with new music, what sounded utterly horrific on first hearing is starting to sound pretty good in comparison to the next big thing which is EVEN FUCKING WORSE
case in point: Green Day
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Walken, on the other hand, is timeless.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Shiny stuttering slapper!
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:01, archived)
# -dances to Poker Face-
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:02, archived)
# Lets have some fun this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:07, archived)
# Haa!
I'm listening to that song now.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# If you like it then it means you have a penis.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Lies.
Wait. -looks in pants-
Lies. Definite lies.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:34, archived)
# You just had to toy with my hopes, didn't you.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:49, archived)
# subliminal cock
there

*points*
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:06, archived)
# Oh.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I see a chameleon smooching a poodle with a square haircut.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:27, archived)
# :)
These are great
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Bitch is mental.
(, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 6:35, archived)