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# Sometimes you don't even need to rearrange things to make a naughty.
Taken in a shop in Tenerife last year.



4 bollocks in every jar!
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Is it wednesday yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:52, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Being grumpy on the internets really cheers me up in real life
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# I'm going to repeatedly link to my pictures below this week
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# paradox alert!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921781
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921786
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I got grumpy IRL this morning
I followed a twat in some light mist with his rear fog lights on.
Turned out it was a colleague who I particularly dislike.

So I explained at length what I thought of him and his foglights. I think I was frothing at the mouth by the end.

But it made me feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I hope you stuffed a turd up his exhaust pipe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I did something similar once, but tailgaiting a collegue with a brakelight out
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# This is not question of the fucking week
take your amusing anecdotes elsewhere... :P

See, now I'm actually smiling here
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# want a hug?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Not really, I have leprosy
I'm worried I might lose an arm
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# My mother's great.
When she sent me off to work this morning she asked me to see whether I could piss off as many people as possible.

I love my mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:01, archived)
# Everyone loves your mum
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I did just last night
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Me too!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# *eiffel towers*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# that was last week
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# I believe it's
Real Fucking Photo Fucking Wednesday

Fucking
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# WASPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorri-fucking-bllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Fucking real fuck fucking image challenge.
Fucking challenge fucking.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# oh my good lordy... Does Rob realise what he's unleashed?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:53, archived)
# people moaning about an image challenge?
good thing that'll never catch on...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:54, archived)
# KITTENS V HITLER!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# I thought it was a really good idea for a special compo. I was just being naive thinking that people would be able to play by the rules...
PLEASE, fellow b3tas, this can still be a great challenge!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:56, archived)
# yes, we don't want any silliness here!
*down with that sort of thing*

edit: I didn't compo my pics

*smug*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:02, archived)
# neither did the OP
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9921758
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:55, archived)
# T'interweb is full of pictures
of products whose name appear rude or amusing in English. Why, on my desk before me, I have Colombian Fanny, and Danish Plop and Spunk.

It's a good job that the new image challenge requires me to do more than just post photos of these products.

Yes, a good job indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Colombian Fanny, Danish Plop and Spunk?
heavy night Waspy?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Well, I am a little tired today, yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# I would very much like to see your Colombian Fanny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:58, archived)
# luckily her breasts are small and humble

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:04, archived)
# you didn't mistake them for mountains then
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# You can pretty much see it here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=inavo37kSOg
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:08, archived)
# She'd get it. Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# is there something wrong with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Apparently her hips are capable of independent thought.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# I will find out the address of your local STD clinic for you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Well
I didn't image challenge it as it's not an entry for the image challenge. It's a photo I took that I thought I'd post to make lots of b3tans angry.

So nyaah
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# haha, good for you!
Notice I didn't actually slag off your post/pic in anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I'm waiting until everyone has calmed down...
..before posting my picture of a toyshop called willytoys too.
(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:11, archived)
# have you a newsletter to which I could subscribe?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:00, archived)
# It's being monitored by the CIA

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 13:10, archived)