Open up a strawberry flavour pot
and you can pretend you're writing with your own blood and revealing the name of your killer as you slowly die on the supermarket floor.
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:13,
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What strawberry yoghurts are you eating? The ones I've had are pale pink :)
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:15,
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Ok, so you have to pretend a lot
The alternative is get some strawberry Crusha or something but that's several aisles away in the coffee/tea/sugar section, or sometimes alongside longlife milk next to home baking.
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19,
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Or use one of those muller ones
where there is fruit goo in one corner / bottom layer.
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:23,
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You'd have to open an awful lot of them though
to make it look like a full arterial haemorrage.
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:26,
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open a pack of liver, chuck it about
have a string of sausages hanging out of your coat...
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:29,
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Kinky.
I like it.
That should get me into the Waitrose Hall of Infamy.
Hmmm... sausages marinaded in strawberry Crusha... that has potential...
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Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30,
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That should get me into the Waitrose Hall of Infamy.
Hmmm... sausages marinaded in strawberry Crusha... that has potential...