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# Open up a strawberry flavour pot
and you can pretend you're writing with your own blood and revealing the name of your killer as you slowly die on the supermarket floor.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:13, archived)
# What strawberry yoghurts are you eating? The ones I've had are pale pink :)
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I think
tribs has pale pink blood.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Ok, so you have to pretend a lot
The alternative is get some strawberry Crusha or something but that's several aisles away in the coffee/tea/sugar section, or sometimes alongside longlife milk next to home baking.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Or use one of those muller ones
where there is fruit goo in one corner / bottom layer.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:23, archived)
# You'd have to open an awful lot of them though
to make it look like a full arterial haemorrage.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:26, archived)
# open a pack of liver, chuck it about
have a string of sausages hanging out of your coat...
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Kinky.
I like it.
That should get me into the Waitrose Hall of Infamy.

Hmmm... sausages marinaded in strawberry Crusha... that has potential...
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, archived)
# you are Heston Blumenthal
AICMFP
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Marshmallows and hotdogs go well together
Discovered that at a wedding BBQ.

Cook the hotdog over the fire, then skewer a marshmallow on it, then toast the marshmallow.
Yum.
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:39, archived)
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(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Now
this, I would like too see
(, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:17, archived)