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[challenge entry] Q&D

From the Making Hospitals Dangerous challenge. See all 239 entries (closed)

(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:29, archived)
# haha
there is very often a direct correlation between those 2 things for me!
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:30, archived)
# I need a sledgehammer, a hacksaw and 50cc's of PVA Wood glue, stat!
Dammit, there's no time, I NEED A NAIL GUN! NOW!!


ace :D
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:31, archived)
# "What kind of silicone sealant do you need?"
"Clear!"
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:33, archived)
# dear god!
Why does the clear stuff smell so much worse than the white one?
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# haha strue
I absolutely hate working with silicone sealant. I get it everywhere except where I want it
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# This...
unfortunately, as we're near a trainline, I've had to do my bath every six months, and I fucking hate it!
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# scraping out all the old stuff is a shit job too
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:38, archived)
#
As the actress said to the bishop!!!!! LOLOLOLLOLOLOL!!!!!!11!!1111!!!1!!!
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Acetic acid
(ethanoic for any chemo pedants out there)
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Vinegar to its mates
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:41, archived)
# I was going to explain the difference between silicone and acrylic formulations.
But I can't be arsed.
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:08, archived)
# no, go on, please!
*logs off*




:)
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:10, archived)
# "something humorous about pipes and taps"
A bit like that bit in jam where the plumber fixed the dead baby with pipes, valves and taps
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:35, archived)
# haha - nicely done!
I think B&Q&A&E would have sounded better though
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:34, archived)
# THIS^
*nods in agreement
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe...
packed at the weekends, just like a normal A&E unit.

I get really fucked off with people who complain about how the staff in DIY shops are thick and don't know what they are talking about.
They work in a shop!

If they were experts on plumbing, surely they'd be plumbers?
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^this
I'm looking forward to my retirement just so I can work in B&Q
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)
# me too
DISCOUNT POWER TOOLS FTW
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# me too
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:39, archived)
# I'm looking forward to mine
so I can jump queues, hit young people and wee myself indescrminately
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:40, archived)
# you have to wait for retirement to do that?
oh.
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Why wait?
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click* :)
(, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:37, archived)