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# *yes it is
*nods

i'm putting the kettle on. anyone want a cuppa?....i got rich teas and chocky chip cookies.....(and no, it aint an intro for some grooming) just a genuine human offer during a quiet teh gaye sheeft.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:28, archived)
# White (not milky), medium strength (interpret that with your own internal gauge), no sugar. Please.
*makes clumsy attempt to pat arse, leans too far, falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:31, archived)
# can oblige
likes makin tea
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:36, archived)
# LETS TALK ABOUT FUCKING BISCUITS AND SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:33, archived)
# I SPILTED MY TEAS ALL OVER MY BEIGE SLACKS OH NO I HOPE MY BOSS DOESN'T SEE THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# I JUST POURED A CUP OF TEA ONTO MY MONITOR!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# *enhuggles*
YOU'RE SO SILLY, HONEYPUMPKINS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# I SUPPOSE YOU WANT A FUCKING HUG NOW, YOU GREAT NANCY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# Big gayers
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)
# ROYAL RUBBER RUMPUS WITH PRINCE PLASTIC.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:44, archived)
# ALRIGHT THEN
I just acquired a pack of "Farley's Biscuits". Brand new product.
Like Farley's rusks, but teddy-bear-shaped, individually-wrapped, ludicrously expensive, and marginally less likely to disintegrate in a handbag due to its slightly more robust texture.

I give it 4 stars (docked one star for its specialist exclusivity. And it broke in my handbag anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# FArleys rusks specially designed for adultness?
*Checks Tesco online
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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:43, archived)
# so much for sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:48, archived)
# Sheer inanity trumps sarcasm every time.
Anyone can give anyone a multiple sarcasm, if they can be bothered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 5:26, archived)
# Wait was that always your signature? Did I subconsciously rip it off?
I don't know what's real anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:39, archived)
# if you've got any I should have been in bed well over 6 hours ago my alarm goes off in 2 and ahalf hours and I'm going to be expected to function at work
cakes...

I'll have me a mouthful o' that.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:40, archived)
# DISCO BISCUITS BABY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 4:55, archived)