
'Hi, I work for an agency, not the charity I'm telling you to give money to and we're going to take the first year's donations from the charity for getting you to sign up, while the charity hopes you're too lazy to go through the process of cancelling your direct debit at any point.'
Wankers.
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Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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Wankers.

that makes Chuggers aware that if they approach you then they should expect a punch in the face with no legal consequences for you.
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Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:39,
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"Hi, I'm really annoyingly jolly and patronising! Care to give £3 a week to Disabled Bats League while I 'accidentally' put £10 on your form? I'll be back tomorrow collecting for the Uruguyan Arms Trade Relief Fund, a cause I really believe in, honest."
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Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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NO I CAN'T AS I'M UNEMPLOYED..CAN YOU GIVE ME MONEY?..
NO? THOUGHT SO...FUCK OFF

by Shelter, coming out of the Shelter office where I worked at the time
Moron
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Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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Moron