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# 'Never tie a knot in your penis'
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# those veins look like cracks
in freaking death valley
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Oddly enough, I went to Death Valley once.
It looks like a giant bollock covered in veins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Git.
I went to Chicago once, had a great time, met a girl.
Then I tried to go back and got deported.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm lying about Death Valley.
I've been to the Grand Canyon though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# America's giant sandy vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU I GOT DEPORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# actually i first wanted to write
Grand Canyon but then i wouldnt know where it would have all those cracks
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# chapped sack is a serius condition
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)