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# somebody asked me to draw a penis in a heart shaped knot


sooperdooper
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
# it'd make a good t-shirt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:35, archived)
# or an advert for a contraceptive clinic
(Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:41, archived)
# so why did you do this
what are you trying to remember
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# "Never tie a knot in your penis"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:03, archived)
# those veins look like cracks
in freaking death valley
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# Oddly enough, I went to Death Valley once.
It looks like a giant bollock covered in veins.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Git.
I went to Chicago once, had a great time, met a girl.
Then I tried to go back and got deported.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I'm lying about Death Valley.
I've been to the Grand Canyon though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:35, archived)
# America's giant sandy vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:51, archived)
# I JUST TOLD YOU I GOT DEPORTED.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:52, archived)
# actually i first wanted to write
Grand Canyon but then i wouldnt know where it would have all those cracks
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# chapped sack is a serius condition
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:06, archived)
# did you use bill clinton as a guide?


looks a bit like a dog bone.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:05, archived)
# it's not technically a knot, more of a twist
do it again!
(I helped save b3ta! kingofpork is the king of pork, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Augh, fuck!
Just looking at that brings tears to my eyes...
*insert 'eye of penis' joke here*
*insert 'insert' joke here*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 19:42, archived)
# you've got a bone of your own
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)