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(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# ummmm.....pram.....kettle....footballer?
nope, no idea what this is about either.

is everyone being very cryptic tonight or am I being a bit thick?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:39, archived)
# I beleive Tevez haad a premature baby at the weekend
And everyone knows you're supposed to get boiling water.

presumably to make soup if it's stillborn...oh god, I'm going to Hull too!
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# oh ok.
and yes, change at Doncaster.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# The baby is ok now...
But he said it didn't look like him. He had a kettle poured over him when he was younger..



.....Let's forget this ever happened.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# nah, it's just a bit obscure.
b3ta is populated by fatties to whom football and all other forms of physical activity are anathema.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I'll have you know I'm a lanky bastard!
the rest is true though.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
a lanky bastard freakishly tall.

we're all weird.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I'm going that way.
I just love Tevez's face.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# He has the most photoshoppable face
in the world
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I am not a fatty.
And as a doctor I am far too busy saving lives to watch football. Or eat.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I do have a slight Nick Griffin wonkey eye thing going on though :(
Fortunately it's not very noticable.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Mine is more noticeable when I am very tired or drunk.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# Argentina baby scald?
I don't get it
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Idea for film about Tevez.
South American werewolf in Manchester.
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:45, archived)
# anyone playing with the new portal updates?
(, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
# I heard there was some sort of treasure hunt advertorial thing
Are there new levels then?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:02, archived)
# the ending has changed
all sorts of shit is going down.
Best to read the official forums
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# best not
there's 400 odd pages to get through.

kotaku.com/5484157/valves-portal-puzzle-so-far-the-files-recovered-from-aperture-science

this has a summary of what's happened so far, just without todays updates (new ending).
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:38, archived)