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# I beleive Tevez haad a premature baby at the weekend
And everyone knows you're supposed to get boiling water.

presumably to make soup if it's stillborn...oh god, I'm going to Hull too!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:43, archived)
# oh ok.
and yes, change at Doncaster.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# The baby is ok now...
But he said it didn't look like him. He had a kettle poured over him when he was younger..



.....Let's forget this ever happened.
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# nah, it's just a bit obscure.
b3ta is populated by fatties to whom football and all other forms of physical activity are anathema.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:51, archived)
# I'll have you know I'm a lanky bastard!
the rest is true though.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:57, archived)
#
a lanky bastard freakishly tall.

we're all weird.
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# I'm going that way.
I just love Tevez's face.
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 23:59, archived)
# He has the most photoshoppable face
in the world
(OneForTheRoad man under glass, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)
# I am not a fatty.
And as a doctor I am far too busy saving lives to watch football. Or eat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
# I do have a slight Nick Griffin wonkey eye thing going on though :(
Fortunately it's not very noticable.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Mine is more noticeable when I am very tired or drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:19, archived)