JIZZTOBRUM MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!
From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)
( , Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)
( , Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
Don't be silly, how can JizztoBrum Man save the day? Jesus wasn't crucified in birmingham.
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26,
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He can position himself behind jesus and aim his cock towards birmingham. The force of his spunk will break the ropes around Jesus' arms and kill the roman soldiers.
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:27,
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He can spin around and jizz to brum the other way around the world, stupid.
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:35,
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He will just go down to their level and stand behind them.
Trust me, this will work.
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:43,
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What if the soldier shows him a naked picture of Anne Widdecombe?
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Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:48,
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