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[challenge entry] JIZZTOBRUM MAN TO THE RESCUE!!!

Jizztobrum man was created by RedSushi but I totally helped him come up with the idea.

From the Superheroes in History challenge. See all 302 entries (closed)

(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:23, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:24, archived)
# Don't be silly, how can JizztoBrum Man save the day? Jesus wasn't crucified in birmingham.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# He can position himself behind jesus and aim his cock towards birmingham. The force of his spunk will break the ropes around Jesus' arms and kill the roman soldiers.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:27, archived)
# And what if a soldier stands behind him?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:29, archived)
# He can spin around and jizz to brum the other way around the world, stupid.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:35, archived)
# What if they're above him?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:37, archived)
# How the fuck are they going to get above him? He can fly!
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:39, archived)
# Below him then.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:41, archived)
# He will just go down to their level and stand behind them.
Trust me, this will work.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:43, archived)
# What if the soldier shows him a naked picture of Anne Widdecombe?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:48, archived)
# She didn't exist in Jesus times.
Now stop trying to ruin this.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:51, archived)
# Neither did Birmingham.
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Fine then, in those days he was called jizztojerusalem man. Happy now?
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)
# hurrah!
 

 
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)