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# BOOBS


What I've learned today: I can't ski for shit. I'm also extremely tired and heading bedwards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# me too
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# 'night
sleep tight
don't let the fifteen ten-inch spiders hiding beneath your bed bite
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# I thought you had to ski everywhere up there.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# Not me
I fall on my arse if I try.

I prefer slipping all over the pack ice that still covers the streets. I've not fallen once on the streets. Once on some steps down from the metro at one in the morning when they were icy as fuck, yes. Otherwise no.

But skis are suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Go and do a ski jump.
Go up that Holmenkommon-or-whatever place and do a ski jump off.

And get someone to put it on youtube as a tribute to you.

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
#
I bin up there - its mental.
(Mark Barber's dirty secret, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# BHOOBES

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# OH
Gosh.
Like.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# sparkly!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# from the ill fated 'sparkly bikini' meme of yore.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# Bah!
Now you're just showing off.

(b3tans who haven't met taters may be interested to know that this picture is a self-portrait, which leaves off the mole and the missing tooth.)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# and the hairy chest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# oh, and the hairy chest.
And the lisp.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 1:50, archived)