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# there is no mention of superman in the bible
not to mention the hulk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:21, archived)
# What about THIS:
"“Be strong and of a good courage, fear not, nor be afraid...for the Son of Jor-El, he it is that doth go with thee; he will not fail thee, nor forsake thee.”
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# yes, but don't forget
"thou shalt not spout bollocks, lest i smite thee"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# There's also no mention of Jaffa Cakes
which means God did not invent them nor should people consume them.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:22, archived)
# what about dinosaur meat?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Heathen
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:25, archived)
# jaffa cakes are a human invention
nothing religion-based tastes good
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# What about Jaffa Flakes
the communion wafer with the orangey 'blood-o-Christ' filling
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# I'd have a lot more respect for the dietary laws in Leviticus
if they said, "thou shalt not eat pork or shellfish until thou invent the fridge then it will be fine".
(twattybanjo, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# *rescinds earlier award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 20:59, archived)
# It's ok, I'm agnostic
I fully support the consumption of Jaffa Cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# *reawards award*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 21:05, archived)