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# This is not me, but it could have been eh.

mean jokes, now.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:03, archived)
# it is well sound!
aii!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:06, archived)
# ire?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# something like that
i'm a middleclass white guy from bristol. I'm only slightly more qualified to make impressions of hip hop types than Tim Westwood.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# middleclass?
*doffs hat*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# stay back oik!
or i shall have to unleash the all the wit a medicore comprehensive can bestow in a man!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# "the all the"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# yes!?!
hmmmm?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# *slaps with hat mid doff*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# *writes to Daily Fail about it
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# for real?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
#
he's a twat, prolly a dead one now though!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# it's been about 20 years
i think we can assume he's dead in a shallow grave in the woods in kidderminster...


...I've said too much. bye.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# could just be a really really keep swimmer.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# Well I suppose you could say visionary
Not just for his music but preempting emos:P
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I met Nicky Wire and Sean Coombs a couple of weeks ago
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# I've met riverghost in real life!:O
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:11, archived)
# don't be silly
he's not real
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# He is too
He looks like a camera pointing at Earls Court Road!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:12, archived)
# me too!
he met me at the same time - how weird is that?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Did he mention his politics degree?
He has one, you know.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# awww, give him a hand
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Did anyone watch that C4 programme Castoffs?
I thought that was fantastic.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:08, archived)
# nay, never heard of it
*googles*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# Fantastic. Truely brilliant TV
It was a Castagays spoof written buy the guys that did Shameless. Same premis but all the people were diabled. There was a flidamite, a paraplegic, a girl with cherubism, a midget.
Very well written and produced plus they managed to find actors with those conditions and those they didn't they trained them up.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# ah ok, it's on 4oD so i may just give it a gander then.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# really good
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# cherubism
not as cute as it sounds
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# oof
*guilty laugh*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:50, archived)
# big face syndrome.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# flyd
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:09, archived)
# BIRFDAY CHEEZ!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:14, archived)
# huzzah and "would"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:15, archived)
# It's obviously a ladyboy
YOu can see a bauble!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# *shifts uneasily*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# That's a lot of cheese for a 9 year old. It will give bad dreams!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:16, archived)
# "smell my cheese you mother!!!!"
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:18, archived)
# don't be silly
that's clearly christmas cheese
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:19, archived)
# No that's a tumour:P
Actually it was birthday as I took the photo and bought the cheese:P
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# haha
and, ew!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Perfect foreplay.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Cheeses!

(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Baby cheese?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Ah sweet baby Cheesus
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# urrghh
awful little tasteless balls of rubber-matter
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I don't like wasting food so I won't....but...
I always want to get a bag of those and try drop kicking em really hard down the street with my steels toe caps on.
A: to see how far they would fly
B: to see if I could get em to pop out of their skins as I did so...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
# what about skimming
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# well you can though
it's not food.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# they're quite tough
they were invented by dutch arabs for trips through the rocky terrain of afganistan
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# ha ha
I would love this to be true!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# Awww, he's helping the teacher.
They must be short handed.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:17, archived)
# T-Rex likes to boogie..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Candles!
Enjoy..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Yay Flids!


(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Another one for you, Lord Satan..
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# No mean jokes?
Like if he's been in the Village People it would have been TMCA?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 17:27, archived)